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How do monsters tell their fortunes?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Funny Answer: 🧙‍♂️ Monsters tell their fortunes by reading their BOO-leans! 👻💀

Explanation: Monsters have their own unique way of telling fortunes by using a play on words. Rather than using "booleans," which are a computer science term, monsters use "BOO-leans" to predict their future. This adds a humorous twist to the idea of monsters seeking predictions about their lives. The use of the ghost emoji and the skull emoji adds to the playfulness and spooky vibe of the answer.

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Patrick Akech (Guest) on February 5, 2015

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

John Lissu (Guest) on February 3, 2015

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on January 28, 2015

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on January 21, 2015

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on January 21, 2015

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Fadhila (Guest) on January 21, 2015

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on January 21, 2015

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 18, 2015

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2015

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Rose Waithera (Guest) on January 4, 2015

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Zubeida (Guest) on January 3, 2015

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

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How do monsters tell their fortunes?

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