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How do you catch a polar bear?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Short Answer: You go to the Arctic and pretend to be an ice cream truck! 🍦🐻

Explanation: To catch a polar bear, you need to use your wit and a little bit of trickery. By pretending to be an ice cream truck in the Arctic, you can entice the polar bear with the delicious treats, making it come to you willingly. Just make sure you have plenty of ice cream to share because polar bears have quite an appetite! 🤣

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Rahma (Guest) on March 2, 2015

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 1, 2015

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 25, 2015

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 24, 2015

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 22, 2015

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Raha (Guest) on February 20, 2015

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Mtumwa (Guest) on February 16, 2015

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 11, 2015

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Rabia (Guest) on January 6, 2015

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on January 5, 2015

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Rahma (Guest) on January 4, 2015

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

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How do you catch a polar bear?

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