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What are there a lot of when turkeys play baseball?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short Answer: They hit a lot of fowl balls! ๐ฆโพ๏ธ
Explanation: When turkeys play baseball, they tend to hit a lot of fowl balls instead of fair balls! This play on words is amusing because "fowl" refers to both the bird itself (turkey) and an unsuccessful hit in baseball. So, expect a lot of unexpected, turkey-related baseball mishaps when these feathered creatures take the field! ๐คฃ
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