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What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Short Answer: "Leaf me alone, I'm just trying to have a fruitful day! 🍎😄"

Explanation: The apple tree, being a tree with a sense of humor, playfully asks the farmer to leave it alone, as it wants to enjoy a day filled with producing delicious fruits. The use of the pun "leaf me alone" adds a comedic twist, as it sounds similar to the phrase "leave me alone." The emoji of an apple and a laughing face further emphasizes the lighthearted and cheerful tone.

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Josephine (Guest) on April 2, 2015

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 25, 2015

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Mwanais (Guest) on March 21, 2015

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on February 23, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 22, 2015

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 23, 2015

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 18, 2015

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Anna Mchome (Guest) on January 17, 2015

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on January 11, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Josephine (Guest) on January 10, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on January 1, 2015

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

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What did the apple tree say to the farmer?

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