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What runs but never walks?

1000+ Best Jokes That You Will Find Absolutely Hilarious, By Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Date: July 3, 2023

Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine

Q: What runs but never walks? 🏃‍♀️
A: A nose! 👃

Explanation: A nose "runs" in the sense that it produces a runny nose when someone is sick, but it never actually "walks" because, well, noses don't have legs! 😄

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Nora Lowassa (Guest) on March 16, 2015

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Nyota (Guest) on March 15, 2015

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Anna Mchome (Guest) on March 14, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on February 18, 2015

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Furaha (Guest) on January 28, 2015

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 23, 2015

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Aziza (Guest) on January 19, 2015

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Kiza (Guest) on January 17, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 11, 2015

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Sultan (Guest) on January 10, 2015

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on January 7, 2015

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

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