What did the turkey stay before it was roasted?

Nashon (Guest) on October 3, 2023

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 24, 2023

😂 Sharing right away!

Mgeni (Guest) on September 7, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Kevin Maina (Guest) on September 5, 2023

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 4, 2023

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Kiza (Guest) on September 2, 2023

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on August 26, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Yahya (Guest) on August 21, 2023

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 29, 2023

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Chiku (Guest) on July 24, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 12, 2023

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on July 11, 2023

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 6, 2023

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on July 2, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on June 20, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Nahida (Guest) on June 15, 2023

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 8, 2023

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Khadija (Guest) on June 6, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Sarafina (Guest) on June 3, 2023

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on May 27, 2023

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 27, 2023

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Nasra (Guest) on May 23, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Sultan (Guest) on May 20, 2023

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 11, 2023

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on May 3, 2023

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Hawa (Guest) on April 29, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on April 22, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 20, 2023

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 11, 2023

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Majid (Guest) on March 28, 2023

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Juma (Guest) on March 27, 2023

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 26, 2023

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 17, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Zubeida (Guest) on March 6, 2023

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Sarafina (Guest) on February 26, 2023

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🎧🤔

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 25, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 17, 2023

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Mariam (Guest) on February 13, 2023

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Baraka (Guest) on February 11, 2023

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 9, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Nchi (Guest) on January 26, 2023

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 8, 2023

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on December 30, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

John Malisa (Guest) on December 19, 2022

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 16, 2022

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Mustafa (Guest) on December 6, 2022

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on November 27, 2022

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on November 18, 2022

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Baraka (Guest) on November 13, 2022

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on November 12, 2022

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Zubeida (Guest) on October 27, 2022

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 23, 2022

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Neema (Guest) on October 21, 2022

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Irene Makena (Guest) on October 13, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

Sultan (Guest) on October 12, 2022

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Mzee (Guest) on October 1, 2022

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Khatib (Guest) on September 22, 2022

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Bakari (Guest) on September 21, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on September 20, 2022

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Rukia (Guest) on September 18, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!