What do witches order at hotels?

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on September 23, 2023

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Juma (Guest) on September 22, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 7, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Kazija (Guest) on September 7, 2023

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Mwanaisha (Guest) on August 26, 2023

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on August 25, 2023

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 12, 2023

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 10, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 7, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Yusuf (Guest) on July 30, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on July 8, 2023

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 5, 2023

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Baridi (Guest) on June 7, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on June 3, 2023

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Athumani (Guest) on May 30, 2023

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Husna (Guest) on May 23, 2023

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mohamed (Guest) on May 16, 2023

😁 This is gold!

Mtumwa (Guest) on May 9, 2023

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 7, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Victor Kamau (Guest) on May 2, 2023

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on May 1, 2023

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on April 29, 2023

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Chum (Guest) on April 27, 2023

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Zulekha (Guest) on April 22, 2023

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mwagonda (Guest) on April 19, 2023

😆 Saving this one!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on April 16, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 12, 2023

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Ali (Guest) on March 27, 2023

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 25, 2023

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Grace Mushi (Guest) on March 18, 2023

I don’t need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 17, 2023

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Zakaria (Guest) on March 13, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on February 27, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Frank Macha (Guest) on February 26, 2023

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Maneno (Guest) on February 22, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on February 18, 2023

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 7, 2023

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Ahmed (Guest) on February 4, 2023

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 4, 2023

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Jaffar (Guest) on February 1, 2023

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

John Lissu (Guest) on January 21, 2023

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Abubakari (Guest) on January 17, 2023

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Fadhili (Guest) on January 17, 2023

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

John Mushi (Guest) on January 10, 2023

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Alice Jebet (Guest) on January 8, 2023

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 1, 2023

😁 This made my day!

Salima (Guest) on December 31, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Ndoto (Guest) on December 22, 2022

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on December 16, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Sekela (Guest) on December 14, 2022

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Safiya (Guest) on December 13, 2022

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 3, 2022

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on December 1, 2022

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on November 27, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 21, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 16, 2022

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Charles Mrope (Guest) on November 15, 2022

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on November 5, 2022

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on October 28, 2022

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Abubakar (Guest) on October 26, 2022

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦