What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on October 23, 2023

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 21, 2023

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Hassan (Guest) on October 3, 2023

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 2, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

John Lissu (Guest) on September 20, 2023

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

John Malisa (Guest) on September 12, 2023

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Mgeni (Guest) on August 29, 2023

😁 This just made my day!

Zakaria (Guest) on August 21, 2023

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Ramadhan (Guest) on August 8, 2023

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Bahati (Guest) on August 4, 2023

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on August 1, 2023

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 30, 2023

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Mchuma (Guest) on July 27, 2023

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Khatib (Guest) on July 13, 2023

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on July 11, 2023

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on July 11, 2023

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 6, 2023

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Fadhili (Guest) on June 25, 2023

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

James Malima (Guest) on June 20, 2023

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 17, 2023

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 13, 2023

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Shabani (Guest) on June 13, 2023

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Maimuna (Guest) on June 10, 2023

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on May 31, 2023

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Maneno (Guest) on May 29, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on May 25, 2023

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Tambwe (Guest) on May 21, 2023

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Husna (Guest) on May 17, 2023

How does a penguin build its house? Igloos it together! 🐧🏠

Habiba (Guest) on May 16, 2023

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Jamal (Guest) on May 6, 2023

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Salum (Guest) on May 3, 2023

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Hassan (Guest) on April 25, 2023

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 24, 2023

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on April 23, 2023

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Mwakisu (Guest) on April 17, 2023

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 16, 2023

🤣 This joke is too good!

Amir (Guest) on April 12, 2023

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Rukia (Guest) on April 12, 2023

😅 I’m still laughing!

Maida (Guest) on April 3, 2023

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mariam (Guest) on April 3, 2023

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Samuel Were (Guest) on March 14, 2023

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 14, 2023

😆 That punchline!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 11, 2023

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 25, 2023

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Amina (Guest) on February 23, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on February 21, 2023

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Maneno (Guest) on February 19, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Abdullah (Guest) on February 17, 2023

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

John Mushi (Guest) on February 14, 2023

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 13, 2023

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 3, 2023

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Kahina (Guest) on February 3, 2023

Why don’t scientists trust stairs? They’re always leading you up to something! 🧪🪜

Baridi (Guest) on February 1, 2023

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Chum (Guest) on January 31, 2023

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Masika (Guest) on January 28, 2023

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 27, 2023

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Abdullah (Guest) on January 25, 2023

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 21, 2023

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

John Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2023

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 29, 2022

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴