Where did the witch have to go when she misbehaved?

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 26, 2023

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Wande (Guest) on September 19, 2023

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 6, 2023

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on September 5, 2023

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Mazrui (Guest) on August 30, 2023

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Khadija (Guest) on August 27, 2023

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 26, 2023

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Rubea (Guest) on August 25, 2023

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 22, 2023

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Jamal (Guest) on August 21, 2023

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 17, 2023

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on August 15, 2023

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on August 4, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 4, 2023

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on July 31, 2023

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 28, 2023

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on July 22, 2023

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on July 17, 2023

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Grace Mushi (Guest) on July 14, 2023

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Omar (Guest) on July 6, 2023

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on July 4, 2023

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Chum (Guest) on June 30, 2023

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 26, 2023

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 25, 2023

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Shukuru (Guest) on May 30, 2023

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Nashon (Guest) on May 7, 2023

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on May 3, 2023

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on April 25, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 24, 2023

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Daniel Obura (Guest) on April 22, 2023

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Maulid (Guest) on April 17, 2023

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on April 16, 2023

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on April 14, 2023

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on April 13, 2023

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Violet Mumo (Guest) on April 7, 2023

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Jaffar (Guest) on April 6, 2023

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on April 1, 2023

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on March 28, 2023

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 26, 2023

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on March 21, 2023

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Nahida (Guest) on March 18, 2023

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Halimah (Guest) on March 12, 2023

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on March 1, 2023

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on February 27, 2023

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on February 18, 2023

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Saidi (Guest) on February 14, 2023

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on February 11, 2023

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on February 9, 2023

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Binti (Guest) on February 5, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 2, 2023

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on February 1, 2023

🤣 Pure genius!

Bakari (Guest) on January 25, 2023

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on January 23, 2023

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 22, 2023

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

John Kamande (Guest) on January 18, 2023

😅 I needed that!

Baraka (Guest) on January 10, 2023

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Rabia (Guest) on December 6, 2022

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on December 5, 2022

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 25, 2022

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Binti (Guest) on November 23, 2022

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️