Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on October 19, 2023

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Nassar (Guest) on October 19, 2023

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Ndoto (Guest) on October 15, 2023

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Rehema (Guest) on October 14, 2023

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Nasra (Guest) on October 9, 2023

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 29, 2023

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Rubea (Guest) on September 25, 2023

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on September 21, 2023

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Amina (Guest) on September 4, 2023

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Mwanaidi (Guest) on September 3, 2023

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

James Mduma (Guest) on August 30, 2023

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on August 24, 2023

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Rukia (Guest) on August 21, 2023

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Salum (Guest) on August 17, 2023

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 14, 2023

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Anna Mchome (Guest) on August 13, 2023

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Amina (Guest) on August 2, 2023

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Husna (Guest) on July 29, 2023

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on July 25, 2023

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 14, 2023

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Hashim (Guest) on July 8, 2023

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on July 1, 2023

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Sharifa (Guest) on June 28, 2023

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mwajuma (Guest) on June 26, 2023

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Mjaka (Guest) on June 25, 2023

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 15, 2023

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Monica Lissu (Guest) on June 12, 2023

😁 This just made my day!

Shani (Guest) on May 25, 2023

What do you call a lazy kangaroo? A pouch potato! 🦘🥔

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 21, 2023

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Maneno (Guest) on May 17, 2023

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on May 14, 2023

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 28, 2023

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Aziza (Guest) on April 26, 2023

😄 Too good!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 19, 2023

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

James Kawawa (Guest) on April 16, 2023

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on April 12, 2023

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Mtumwa (Guest) on April 7, 2023

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 30, 2023

😆 Still cracking up!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on February 24, 2023

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on February 15, 2023

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Zakaria (Guest) on February 6, 2023

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 5, 2023

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mhina (Guest) on January 11, 2023

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

James Kimani (Guest) on January 7, 2023

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Baridi (Guest) on January 4, 2023

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Rehema (Guest) on December 28, 2022

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 15, 2022

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Farida (Guest) on November 17, 2022

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on November 9, 2022

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on October 30, 2022

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Farida (Guest) on October 23, 2022

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 20, 2022

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 1, 2022

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 28, 2022

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 25, 2022

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 25, 2022

😂 Sharing right away!

Issack (Guest) on September 24, 2022

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Jabir (Guest) on September 24, 2022

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on September 18, 2022

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 18, 2022

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️