What did the owl say to his sweetheart?

Fikiri (Guest) on September 20, 2022

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 19, 2022

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on September 18, 2022

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Zulekha (Guest) on September 7, 2022

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Muslima (Guest) on September 6, 2022

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on August 30, 2022

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Ali (Guest) on August 24, 2022

😅 I needed that laugh!

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on August 23, 2022

😄 You got me!

Josephine (Guest) on August 17, 2022

Thanks Ackyshine

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 14, 2022

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 1, 2022

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 28, 2022

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 28, 2022

Why did the music teacher go to jail? She got caught with too many notes! 🎼👮‍♀️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on July 26, 2022

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Leila (Guest) on July 25, 2022

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Victor Kamau (Guest) on July 21, 2022

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Amina (Guest) on July 16, 2022

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 15, 2022

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 7, 2022

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on July 6, 2022

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on June 30, 2022

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Mjaka (Guest) on June 29, 2022

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on June 15, 2022

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on June 9, 2022

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Khalifa (Guest) on June 8, 2022

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 6, 2022

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Salum (Guest) on June 6, 2022

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Joy Wacera (Guest) on June 1, 2022

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Nahida (Guest) on June 1, 2022

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Halima (Guest) on May 28, 2022

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 25, 2022

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 22, 2022

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Mariam (Guest) on May 9, 2022

😄 Nailed it!

Umi (Guest) on May 2, 2022

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on April 20, 2022

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Kheri (Guest) on April 2, 2022

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on April 2, 2022

What’s a vampire’s favorite fruit? A blood orange! 🧛‍♂️🍊

Alice Mrema (Guest) on March 18, 2022

😆 Bookmarking this!

Halima (Guest) on March 10, 2022

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Furaha (Guest) on March 8, 2022

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Zawadi (Guest) on March 6, 2022

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Kazija (Guest) on March 6, 2022

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 27, 2022

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 19, 2022

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on January 30, 2022

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on January 21, 2022

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on January 19, 2022

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on January 17, 2022

😁 Added to my favorites!

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on January 12, 2022

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mashaka (Guest) on January 12, 2022

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Binti (Guest) on January 4, 2022

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Umi (Guest) on December 23, 2021

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on December 16, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on December 14, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Moses Mwita (Guest) on December 5, 2021

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 26, 2021

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Warda (Guest) on November 25, 2021

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Omari (Guest) on November 20, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Kahina (Guest) on November 17, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Bakari (Guest) on November 17, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎