Why is the forest so noisy?

Daniel Obura (Guest) on August 9, 2022

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Neema (Guest) on July 14, 2022

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on July 11, 2022

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Husna (Guest) on July 2, 2022

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on July 1, 2022

😄 What a joke!

Robert Okello (Guest) on June 29, 2022

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 9, 2022

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Mwafirika (Guest) on June 6, 2022

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mzee (Guest) on June 3, 2022

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 22, 2022

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Chiku (Guest) on May 16, 2022

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Asha (Guest) on May 13, 2022

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Zuhura (Guest) on May 13, 2022

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 27, 2022

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Abdullah (Guest) on April 24, 2022

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 19, 2022

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Husna (Guest) on April 16, 2022

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Binti (Guest) on April 16, 2022

Life is like a roller coaster. And I'm stuck in the line for the bathroom. 🎢🚻

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 10, 2022

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 7, 2022

If you think nothing is impossible, try slamming a revolving door. 🚪😆

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 7, 2022

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on March 27, 2022

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

James Kimani (Guest) on March 23, 2022

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

John Malisa (Guest) on March 22, 2022

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 19, 2022

😆 Still cracking up!

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 16, 2022

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Khalifa (Guest) on March 1, 2022

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 26, 2022

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on February 9, 2022

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Kassim (Guest) on February 4, 2022

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on February 4, 2022

🤣 This joke is too good!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on February 4, 2022

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on February 2, 2022

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Kazija (Guest) on January 31, 2022

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Maida (Guest) on January 25, 2022

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on January 23, 2022

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Daniel Obura (Guest) on January 16, 2022

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Makame (Guest) on December 30, 2021

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Mwakisu (Guest) on December 28, 2021

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒

Amina (Guest) on December 25, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Nuru (Guest) on December 17, 2021

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 12, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Biashara (Guest) on November 4, 2021

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Salima (Guest) on November 2, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

George Tenga (Guest) on October 29, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on October 24, 2021

What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! ⛄💪

Diana Mallya (Guest) on October 22, 2021

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on October 19, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 9, 2021

😂 This is too funny!

Mwanais (Guest) on October 9, 2021

😆 That punchline was epic!

Khalifa (Guest) on October 7, 2021

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on September 27, 2021

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Mashaka (Guest) on September 20, 2021

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

David Kawawa (Guest) on September 16, 2021

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on September 13, 2021

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Latifa (Guest) on September 11, 2021

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 2, 2021

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Omari (Guest) on September 2, 2021

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on August 31, 2021

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Salum (Guest) on August 22, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️