What do you call a fish with no eye?

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on July 2, 2021

😅 I needed that!

Rehema (Guest) on June 29, 2021

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 28, 2021

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 26, 2021

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Nyota (Guest) on June 21, 2021

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Martin Otieno (Guest) on June 13, 2021

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on May 24, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

John Mwangi (Guest) on May 21, 2021

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 11, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Mzee (Guest) on May 2, 2021

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on April 10, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 3, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Jabir (Guest) on March 23, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Charles Mrope (Guest) on March 21, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on March 19, 2021

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻

Zuhura (Guest) on March 16, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on March 11, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Kazija (Guest) on March 7, 2021

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on March 7, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on March 4, 2021

😂 I’m dying!

Rubea (Guest) on March 3, 2021

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 1, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 26, 2021

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on February 25, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 22, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Saidi (Guest) on January 25, 2021

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Kahina (Guest) on January 21, 2021

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Grace Mligo (Guest) on January 8, 2021

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Sharifa (Guest) on January 6, 2021

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Jamila (Guest) on December 21, 2020

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 18, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 13, 2020

I may be a little quiet, but I have so many thoughts running through my mind that I’m talking to myself non-stop. 🗣️💭

Issa (Guest) on December 8, 2020

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Abubakari (Guest) on November 25, 2020

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on November 21, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Maneno (Guest) on November 7, 2020

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Hassan (Guest) on October 28, 2020

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 11, 2020

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Jamal (Guest) on October 9, 2020

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Omar (Guest) on September 26, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on September 7, 2020

😆 Saving this one!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 4, 2020

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on August 29, 2020

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Abdillah (Guest) on August 24, 2020

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Masika (Guest) on August 12, 2020

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Alice Mrema (Guest) on August 11, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 8, 2020

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Majid (Guest) on August 3, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Hassan (Guest) on July 27, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on July 18, 2020

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Nahida (Guest) on July 16, 2020

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on July 15, 2020

😂 Sharing right away!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on July 1, 2020

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on June 29, 2020

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 29, 2020

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 27, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Jamal (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on June 8, 2020

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Sultan (Guest) on June 7, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜