Where did the king keep his army?

Mzee (Guest) on October 16, 2021

What kind of haircuts do bees get? Buzz cuts! 🐝✂️

Michael Onyango (Guest) on October 12, 2021

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on October 8, 2021

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Omar (Guest) on October 4, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Grace Minja (Guest) on September 5, 2021

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on August 24, 2021

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Zakaria (Guest) on August 21, 2021

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Rubea (Guest) on August 19, 2021

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 13, 2021

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Chiku (Guest) on August 8, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Amir (Guest) on August 7, 2021

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Kevin Maina (Guest) on August 1, 2021

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Mwagonda (Guest) on July 31, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Janet Sumari (Guest) on July 27, 2021

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 21, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Khadija (Guest) on July 20, 2021

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Abdillah (Guest) on July 7, 2021

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 5, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 30, 2021

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Baridi (Guest) on June 29, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 22, 2021

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Sultan (Guest) on June 7, 2021

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Mary Kendi (Guest) on June 6, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

David Ochieng (Guest) on May 28, 2021

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

David Chacha (Guest) on May 24, 2021

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Farida (Guest) on May 23, 2021

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 16, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 16, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Ndoto (Guest) on May 14, 2021

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 4, 2021

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Jane Muthui (Guest) on April 26, 2021

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Chum (Guest) on April 19, 2021

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on April 14, 2021

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Josephine (Guest) on April 10, 2021

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 5, 2021

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on April 4, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Muslima (Guest) on March 27, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Bahati (Guest) on March 18, 2021

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

George Wanjala (Guest) on March 17, 2021

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Selemani (Guest) on March 13, 2021

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Faiza (Guest) on March 13, 2021

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 6, 2021

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Fikiri (Guest) on March 1, 2021

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Amina (Guest) on February 23, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Shamim (Guest) on February 17, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Hashim (Guest) on February 16, 2021

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Fatuma (Guest) on February 10, 2021

I’m definitely telling this one to my friends! 😄

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 9, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 9, 2021

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on February 2, 2021

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Khalifa (Guest) on January 26, 2021

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on January 25, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Victor Malima (Guest) on January 22, 2021

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Anna Malela (Guest) on January 19, 2021

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Rubea (Guest) on January 9, 2021

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on December 29, 2020

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 23, 2020

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 30, 2020

🤣 Pure genius!

Mariam (Guest) on November 20, 2020

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Kassim (Guest) on November 19, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️