Where’s a wall’s favorite place to meet his friends?

Francis Mrope (Guest) on September 16, 2021

If I had a dollar for every time I got distracted, I wish I had some ice cream right now. 🍦💸

Rahma (Guest) on September 10, 2021

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Bahati (Guest) on August 31, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Khamis (Guest) on August 23, 2021

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on August 22, 2021

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 11, 2021

I want to be like a caterpillar: Eat a lot, sleep for a while, and wake up beautiful. 🦋🍴

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 9, 2021

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Anna Sumari (Guest) on July 27, 2021

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on July 27, 2021

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Mwakisu (Guest) on July 18, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

James Kimani (Guest) on July 11, 2021

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 4, 2021

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Alice Jebet (Guest) on June 15, 2021

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Salima (Guest) on June 15, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 8, 2021

😂 I’m saving this one!

Masika (Guest) on May 17, 2021

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 16, 2021

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Patrick Akech (Guest) on May 12, 2021

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Maulid (Guest) on May 1, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Saidi (Guest) on April 29, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Shabani (Guest) on April 27, 2021

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 19, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Masika (Guest) on April 17, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 9, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Nasra (Guest) on April 8, 2021

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Aziza (Guest) on April 8, 2021

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Grace Minja (Guest) on April 2, 2021

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on April 1, 2021

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Nashon (Guest) on March 31, 2021

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on March 28, 2021

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 25, 2021

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Ahmed (Guest) on March 24, 2021

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 21, 2021

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 19, 2021

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Ramadhan (Guest) on March 13, 2021

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on March 2, 2021

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Mjaka (Guest) on February 27, 2021

😆 Totally hilarious!

Maneno (Guest) on February 20, 2021

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 12, 2021

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Issa (Guest) on February 10, 2021

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Moses Mwita (Guest) on February 4, 2021

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Faiza (Guest) on January 23, 2021

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 21, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on January 10, 2021

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Umi (Guest) on December 26, 2020

😂 This joke just made my day!

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on December 22, 2020

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Ali (Guest) on December 21, 2020

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Rahma (Guest) on December 8, 2020

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 5, 2020

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Omar (Guest) on November 28, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 20, 2020

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Janet Wambura (Guest) on November 17, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on November 12, 2020

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Shukuru (Guest) on November 7, 2020

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on November 5, 2020

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Jamila (Guest) on November 5, 2020

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Janet Wambura (Guest) on October 29, 2020

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Grace Mushi (Guest) on October 24, 2020

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mzee (Guest) on October 17, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on October 17, 2020

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️