Why did the boy bring a ladder to school?

Rose Waithera (Guest) on July 2, 2021

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Hashim (Guest) on June 29, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Omar (Guest) on June 20, 2021

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 19, 2021

😅 I needed that laugh!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on June 19, 2021

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 18, 2021

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 17, 2021

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Faiza (Guest) on June 17, 2021

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Jamila (Guest) on June 15, 2021

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Mzee (Guest) on June 14, 2021

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Mwajabu (Guest) on June 10, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on June 10, 2021

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Sofia (Guest) on May 24, 2021

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Paul Kamau (Guest) on May 6, 2021

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

David Nyerere (Guest) on May 3, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Safiya (Guest) on April 22, 2021

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 15, 2021

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Leila (Guest) on April 13, 2021

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Athumani (Guest) on April 3, 2021

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 30, 2021

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on March 18, 2021

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

David Ochieng (Guest) on March 11, 2021

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on March 10, 2021

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on March 5, 2021

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on March 4, 2021

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on March 2, 2021

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on February 26, 2021

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on February 25, 2021

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Linda Karimi (Guest) on February 25, 2021

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 23, 2021

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Charles Wafula (Guest) on February 22, 2021

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Rahim (Guest) on February 21, 2021

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Josephine (Guest) on February 19, 2021

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 5, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

John Lissu (Guest) on February 2, 2021

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Umi (Guest) on January 27, 2021

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 25, 2021

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 20, 2021

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Amani (Guest) on January 15, 2021

😄 What a joke!

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 15, 2021

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on January 12, 2021

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

David Musyoka (Guest) on January 6, 2021

Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! ⏰💔

Zakia (Guest) on January 1, 2021

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Rehema (Guest) on December 27, 2020

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Fadhili (Guest) on December 27, 2020

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Hassan (Guest) on December 18, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 15, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 15, 2020

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Kazija (Guest) on December 12, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 10, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Jackson Makori (Guest) on December 2, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 25, 2020

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Kazija (Guest) on November 20, 2020

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mchawi (Guest) on November 19, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Issa (Guest) on November 16, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 15, 2020

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Anna Malela (Guest) on October 13, 2020

😆 That punchline!

David Kawawa (Guest) on October 2, 2020

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on October 2, 2020

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on September 25, 2020

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂