Why did the Cyclops stop teaching?

Hamida (Guest) on November 27, 2021

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 26, 2021

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Faiza (Guest) on November 23, 2021

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Maneno (Guest) on November 20, 2021

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 16, 2021

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on November 12, 2021

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on November 11, 2021

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Tabu (Guest) on October 26, 2021

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on October 18, 2021

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Warda (Guest) on October 15, 2021

😆 That punchline!

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on October 13, 2021

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Nancy Komba (Guest) on October 12, 2021

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Abdillah (Guest) on October 2, 2021

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Baraka (Guest) on September 27, 2021

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Omari (Guest) on September 18, 2021

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 15, 2021

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Shamsa (Guest) on September 3, 2021

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Yahya (Guest) on August 13, 2021

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Yahya (Guest) on August 7, 2021

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Hamida (Guest) on August 7, 2021

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on August 6, 2021

🤣 This joke is too good!

Fikiri (Guest) on July 26, 2021

I’ve learned so much from my mistakes, I’m thinking of making a few more. 🙈😜

Halima (Guest) on July 24, 2021

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Husna (Guest) on July 19, 2021

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on July 19, 2021

😂 Sharing right away!

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on July 17, 2021

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 11, 2021

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Leila (Guest) on July 9, 2021

😅 I’m still laughing!

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on July 5, 2021

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Salima (Guest) on July 3, 2021

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Khadija (Guest) on June 29, 2021

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 25, 2021

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 21, 2021

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on June 21, 2021

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on June 20, 2021

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on May 24, 2021

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Josephine (Guest) on May 12, 2021

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on May 8, 2021

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Omar (Guest) on May 5, 2021

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on April 23, 2021

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 21, 2021

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 18, 2021

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Hamida (Guest) on April 15, 2021

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Fadhila (Guest) on April 12, 2021

😅 I needed that laugh!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on April 12, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Fatuma (Guest) on April 9, 2021

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on April 8, 2021

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Henry Mollel (Guest) on March 29, 2021

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 27, 2021

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Jane Muthui (Guest) on March 15, 2021

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Warda (Guest) on March 7, 2021

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on March 5, 2021

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Janet Sumari (Guest) on March 5, 2021

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♀️😮‍💨

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on March 2, 2021

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Diana Mallya (Guest) on March 1, 2021

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 1, 2021

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on February 23, 2021

😂 Gotta save this!

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 20, 2021

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Amani (Guest) on February 18, 2021

Some people are like clouds. When they disappear, it’s a beautiful day. ☁️😎

Yahya (Guest) on February 8, 2021

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭