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Kichekesho cha mtalii na mbongo

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Duh! Sikubali bora mbavu zituume wote!

Watalii wana dharau sana bana, Mtalii alikodi boti akazunguka nayo kwenye mto Rufiji kuangalia mandhari, akamuuliza kijana anayeongoza boti, "Do you know Biology, Psychology and Anthropology?" Kijana akajibu "NO," Mtalii akamwambia "nothing you know under the sun? You are useless, and u'll die with your illiteracy!" baada ya muda boti ikaanza kuzama, kijana akamwambia mtalii "Do you know kuogelealogy and kusepalogy from mambalogy? Mtalii akajibu huku ametoa macho "No" kijana akamwambia "You will kufalogy and mambalogy wil eat your matakology because of your bad-mdomology..πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

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Andrew Mchome (Guest) on March 19, 2017

Kweli mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ€£

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 9, 2017

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on February 20, 2017

πŸ˜‚ Nalia kwa kweli hapa!

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on February 13, 2017

πŸ˜„πŸ˜…πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 11, 2017

Hii ni joke ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜†

Majid (Guest) on February 3, 2017

πŸ˜„ Kichekesho gani!

Frank Macha (Guest) on January 15, 2017

Nimecheka hadi nimesahau shida zangu! πŸ€£πŸ˜†

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 7, 2017

Hii ni joke ya ukweli kabisa! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 30, 2016

Mna kipaji cha ucheshi! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Siwezi kuacha kucheka!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on December 21, 2016

Kweli mna ucheshi wa kipekee! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Latifa (Guest) on December 16, 2016

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on November 21, 2016

🀣 Sikutarajia hiyo!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on November 10, 2016

πŸ˜… Bado nacheka!

Rukia (Guest) on October 29, 2016

Kama kawaida! Bado nacheka! πŸ˜„

Halimah (Guest) on October 17, 2016

🀣 Kichekesho bora kabisa!

Mzee (Guest) on September 30, 2016

Hii kichekesho itaingia moja kwa moja kwenye vipendwa vyangu! πŸ˜‚

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 17, 2016

🀣 Hii kichekesho ni nzuri sana!

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on September 14, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜…

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on September 6, 2016

Hii ni ya kufurahisha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜„

John Malisa (Guest) on September 3, 2016

πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚πŸ˜…πŸ‘

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on August 30, 2016

Haha! Sijacheka hivi kwa muda mrefu! 🀣

George Mallya (Guest) on August 20, 2016

Hii imeniboresha wakati wangu wa mapumziko! β˜•πŸ˜†

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 19, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Ninahitaji kuihifadhi hii milele!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 20, 2016

Haha, hii ni ya kuhifadhi! πŸ“Œ

Ann Wambui (Guest) on June 16, 2016

Nimependa hii! Endelea kuzileta! 😁

Nchi (Guest) on June 5, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Nacheka hadi nalia!

Francis Njeru (Guest) on June 1, 2016

Ucheshi wenu unanifurahisha kila siku! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Husna (Guest) on May 11, 2016

πŸ˜‚ Ninaituma hii kwa kila mtu ninayemjua!

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 17, 2016

πŸ˜‚πŸ€£πŸ˜‚πŸ˜…

Janet Sumari (Guest) on April 14, 2016

Hii ndio nilihitaji leo! Asante! 😜

Victor Kimario (Guest) on April 13, 2016

Hii imenipa furaha ya siku! πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 6, 2016

Hii imenigonga vizuri, punchline gani! πŸ˜†

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 21, 2016

Hii imenikuna hadi nina furaha sana! πŸ˜ŠπŸ˜‚

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 17, 2016

Hizi jokes ni za kipekee sana! πŸ˜†πŸ˜Š

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 15, 2016

πŸ˜ƒ Hali imeboreshwa papo hapo!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on February 27, 2016

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on February 19, 2016

Hii imenichekesha sana! πŸ˜„πŸ˜‚

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 6, 2016

πŸ‘πŸ€£πŸ˜†πŸ˜‚

Victor Kamau (Guest) on December 9, 2015

Ucheshi wenu ni wa hali ya juu sana! πŸ‘πŸ˜‚

Mary Njeri (Guest) on December 3, 2015

Napenda vile mnaweka jokes kila siku! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

Nahida (Guest) on November 23, 2015

Siwezi kuamini jinsi hii ni kichekesho! πŸ˜‚

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on November 19, 2015

🀣 Nalia kwa kicheko kweli!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on November 19, 2015

Kweli mna ucheshi! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on November 13, 2015

Ucheshi wa hali ya juu! πŸ˜‚πŸ‘

Kassim (Guest) on October 19, 2015

πŸ˜… Bado ninacheka!

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on September 22, 2015

Sikutarajia hiyo punchlineβ€”kichekesho! 🀣

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 3, 2015

πŸ˜†πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 21, 2015

😁 Hii imenifanya siku yangu iwe bora!

Violet Mumo (Guest) on August 13, 2015

Hizi jokes ni za ukweli! πŸ˜†πŸ‘

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 7, 2015

Hii imenikumbusha enzi zile! πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Alice Jebet (Guest) on July 31, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha sana! πŸ˜‚πŸ˜‚

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on July 24, 2015

Hii imenifurahisha hadi nacheka kwa sauti! πŸ€£πŸ˜‚

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 15, 2015

Hii imenipa kicheko cha siku! πŸ˜‚πŸ€£

Chris Okello (Guest) on June 9, 2015

πŸ€£πŸ˜„πŸ˜Š

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 11, 2015

Nimefurahia sana hii joke! πŸ˜…πŸ˜‚

Dorothy Majaliwa (Guest) on April 3, 2015

Hii ni aina ya kichekesho usichosahau! πŸ˜‚

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