Halimah (Guest) on November 26, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on November 16, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on November 11, 2020

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 9, 2020

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on November 7, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on November 7, 2020

Hilarious! This one’s going into my favorites! 😄

Ali (Guest) on November 4, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Maulid (Guest) on November 3, 2020

I don’t understand why people say hurtful things like 'I don’t even know you.' We’ve been Facebook friends for two years! 📱😆

Khamis (Guest) on October 27, 2020

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on October 22, 2020

I need to get in shape. If I were murdered right now, my chalk outline would be a circle. 🧍‍♀️🔵

Leila (Guest) on October 19, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 17, 2020

🤣 This one got me good!

Baridi (Guest) on October 11, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on September 26, 2020

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Mtumwa (Guest) on September 25, 2020

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Anna Mchome (Guest) on September 19, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Fadhila (Guest) on September 8, 2020

😆 Totally hilarious!

Khatib (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 28, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Nancy Komba (Guest) on July 26, 2020

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Mwanajuma (Guest) on July 26, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on July 24, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Zuhura (Guest) on July 5, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Abubakar (Guest) on June 27, 2020

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 26, 2020

😁 Best laugh of the day!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on June 22, 2020

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 19, 2020

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 14, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

John Malisa (Guest) on June 12, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Zakaria (Guest) on June 9, 2020

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on May 25, 2020

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on May 20, 2020

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 9, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Ibrahim (Guest) on May 7, 2020

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

David Chacha (Guest) on May 6, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Binti (Guest) on May 1, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Rabia (Guest) on April 23, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 19, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 15, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 12, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Zakaria (Guest) on April 12, 2020

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 6, 2020

😄 Perfect joke!

John Mwangi (Guest) on April 4, 2020

Do I have a date tonight? Yes! April 24th. Does that count? 📅😆

Nasra (Guest) on April 2, 2020

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 16, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Nassor (Guest) on February 25, 2020

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on February 24, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Amani (Guest) on February 23, 2020

😆 This one really got me!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 21, 2020

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Masika (Guest) on February 18, 2020

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 8, 2020

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Shamsa (Guest) on February 7, 2020

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Chum (Guest) on February 3, 2020

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on February 2, 2020

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Mazrui (Guest) on February 1, 2020

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Mohamed (Guest) on January 29, 2020

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on January 23, 2020

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Grace Mushi (Guest) on January 19, 2020

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2020

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mchawi (Guest) on December 23, 2019

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡