What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

Raha (Guest) on May 30, 2020

😃 Instant mood boost!

Shamim (Guest) on May 25, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Mwanaidi (Guest) on May 21, 2020

Common sense is like deodorant. The people who need it most never use it. 🤢🤔

Nassar (Guest) on May 12, 2020

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on May 7, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on April 20, 2020

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Baridi (Guest) on April 16, 2020

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on April 12, 2020

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Bahati (Guest) on April 12, 2020

You know you’re lazy when you get excited about canceling plans. 🛋️🎉

Mashaka (Guest) on April 9, 2020

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Zakaria (Guest) on April 4, 2020

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Latifa (Guest) on April 2, 2020

I don’t care what the question is. The answer is pizza. 🍕🤤

Abdillah (Guest) on March 18, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on March 13, 2020

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 10, 2020

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Victor Kimario (Guest) on March 2, 2020

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Jaffar (Guest) on February 29, 2020

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 18, 2020

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on February 17, 2020

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on February 15, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 13, 2020

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on February 12, 2020

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳😂

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on February 7, 2020

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Ahmed (Guest) on January 25, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 23, 2020

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 23, 2020

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on January 22, 2020

I could give up chocolate, but I’m not a quitter. 🍫💪

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on January 5, 2020

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on December 31, 2019

🤣 This joke is too good!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on December 29, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Kahina (Guest) on December 19, 2019

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 18, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Jaffar (Guest) on December 17, 2019

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Furaha (Guest) on December 13, 2019

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 13, 2019

How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! 💻🍺

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 9, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Ahmed (Guest) on December 1, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Rose Waithera (Guest) on November 28, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Hekima (Guest) on November 20, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on November 17, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Mary Kidata (Guest) on October 31, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 25, 2019

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on October 21, 2019

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 17, 2019

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Mchuma (Guest) on October 14, 2019

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Sarah Karani (Guest) on October 11, 2019

I’m on a 24-hour coffee break. ☕⏳

Bakari (Guest) on October 11, 2019

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Alice Jebet (Guest) on October 5, 2019

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 4, 2019

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on October 1, 2019

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on September 28, 2019

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Rehema (Guest) on September 23, 2019

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on September 18, 2019

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Michael Mboya (Guest) on September 8, 2019

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Juma (Guest) on September 7, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Rukia (Guest) on September 6, 2019

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Bakari (Guest) on September 4, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 31, 2019

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Kassim (Guest) on August 22, 2019

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on August 15, 2019

What’s the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! 📚🏢