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What type of dog loves going to the groomer?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Short answer: A Shampoodle! π©πββοΈ
Explanation: A Shampoodle is a play on words between "shampoo" and "poodle." Poodles are known for their fancy hairstyles and their love for grooming. So, it's no surprise that a Shampoodle, a fictional dog breed, would absolutely adore going to the groomer! πΏπ
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