What was born to succeed?

Omar (Guest) on January 13, 2021

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 1, 2021

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on December 28, 2020

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 26, 2020

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

George Tenga (Guest) on December 22, 2020

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on December 22, 2020

I’m still cracking up, that was brilliant! 🤣

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on December 21, 2020

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 21, 2020

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on December 13, 2020

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Jafari (Guest) on November 29, 2020

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Salma (Guest) on November 20, 2020

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Mwalimu (Guest) on November 12, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 31, 2020

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Bakari (Guest) on October 29, 2020

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Michael Mboya (Guest) on October 26, 2020

😄 Too good!

Maida (Guest) on October 17, 2020

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on October 9, 2020

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Nassor (Guest) on October 1, 2020

😆 Still cracking up!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on September 17, 2020

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Paul Kamau (Guest) on September 14, 2020

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Victor Kamau (Guest) on September 2, 2020

Why are ghosts bad at lying? Because they’re transparent! 👻🤥

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 31, 2020

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Juma (Guest) on August 27, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Maneno (Guest) on August 26, 2020

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Fadhila (Guest) on August 26, 2020

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 23, 2020

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 23, 2020

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on August 15, 2020

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

David Sokoine (Guest) on August 9, 2020

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on August 6, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Janet Wambura (Guest) on August 6, 2020

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Selemani (Guest) on August 4, 2020

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 30, 2020

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on July 16, 2020

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Salum (Guest) on July 1, 2020

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Nassar (Guest) on June 29, 2020

Thanks Ackyshine

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 20, 2020

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Kassim (Guest) on June 17, 2020

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 9, 2020

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Zuhura (Guest) on June 5, 2020

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Zulekha (Guest) on May 23, 2020

I hate when I’m singing along to a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🎶

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 20, 2020

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 12, 2020

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 12, 2020

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Azima (Guest) on May 9, 2020

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 2, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 1, 2020

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on April 29, 2020

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

George Wanjala (Guest) on April 26, 2020

If at first, you don’t succeed, try doing it the way your mom told you in the beginning. 👩‍👧🤷‍♂️

Mwajuma (Guest) on April 21, 2020

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Rahim (Guest) on April 21, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mwanais (Guest) on April 18, 2020

If you think nobody cares if you’re alive, try missing a couple of car payments. 🚗💵

Zainab (Guest) on April 17, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Omar (Guest) on April 14, 2020

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Victor Malima (Guest) on April 10, 2020

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 7, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Nassar (Guest) on March 28, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on March 18, 2020

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 13, 2020

What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! 💀😴

Hekima (Guest) on March 2, 2020

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬