What’s the difference between a Christmas alphabet and the regular alphabet?

Omari (Guest) on January 12, 2021

🤣 Pure genius!

Mary Njeri (Guest) on January 2, 2021

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 14, 2020

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on December 14, 2020

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 6, 2020

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on December 3, 2020

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on November 28, 2020

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Rubea (Guest) on November 28, 2020

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on November 18, 2020

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Fadhili (Guest) on November 8, 2020

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 28, 2020

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Mwajabu (Guest) on October 11, 2020

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Zubeida (Guest) on September 23, 2020

Maybe you should eat some makeup so you can be pretty on the inside, too. 💄😜

David Sokoine (Guest) on September 22, 2020

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Peter Mwambui (Guest) on September 19, 2020

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Charles Mchome (Guest) on September 18, 2020

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on September 18, 2020

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 4, 2020

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Shabani (Guest) on September 3, 2020

😂 So funny!

Hekima (Guest) on August 15, 2020

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 9, 2020

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Maida (Guest) on August 8, 2020

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Jamal (Guest) on August 7, 2020

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Farida (Guest) on August 2, 2020

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Muslima (Guest) on July 10, 2020

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 26, 2020

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 21, 2020

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on June 21, 2020

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on June 17, 2020

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Yahya (Guest) on June 17, 2020

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Mwanais (Guest) on June 9, 2020

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on June 6, 2020

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on June 5, 2020

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on May 30, 2020

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Safiya (Guest) on May 28, 2020

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 24, 2020

Why don’t we tell secrets in a cornfield? Too many ears! 🌽👂

Alice Jebet (Guest) on May 23, 2020

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 19, 2020

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on May 10, 2020

I wonder how many calories I burn by jumping to conclusions. 🤔🤸‍♂️

Abubakari (Guest) on May 10, 2020

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Mashaka (Guest) on May 8, 2020

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Omari (Guest) on May 3, 2020

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Salma (Guest) on April 27, 2020

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Biashara (Guest) on April 17, 2020

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 12, 2020

😅 I needed that laugh!

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on April 7, 2020

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Aziza (Guest) on April 6, 2020

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Safiya (Guest) on March 27, 2020

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Nyota (Guest) on March 17, 2020

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on March 13, 2020

🤣 This one’s fire!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on March 9, 2020

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 2, 2020

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Nchi (Guest) on February 28, 2020

How does a bee brush its hair? With a honeycomb! 🐝🪮

Shukuru (Guest) on February 12, 2020

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 4, 2020

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Nassor (Guest) on February 2, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Zawadi (Guest) on February 2, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Sarah Karani (Guest) on January 25, 2020

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on January 23, 2020

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on January 18, 2020

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆