Why should you never iron a four leaf clover?

Masika (Guest) on February 24, 2021

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 13, 2021

🤣 This one’s fire!

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 13, 2021

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Peter Mbise (Guest) on February 12, 2021

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Anna Sumari (Guest) on February 9, 2021

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 9, 2021

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Khamis (Guest) on February 1, 2021

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on January 22, 2021

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Michael Onyango (Guest) on January 13, 2021

🤣 Pure genius!

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on January 9, 2021

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 6, 2021

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Selemani (Guest) on January 2, 2021

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Mchawi (Guest) on December 31, 2020

😂 This is too funny!

David Nyerere (Guest) on December 29, 2020

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Kijakazi (Guest) on December 25, 2020

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 18, 2020

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Linda Karimi (Guest) on December 8, 2020

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on December 8, 2020

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Habiba (Guest) on November 11, 2020

Why don’t bananas ever get lonely? They hang out in bunches! 🍌👯‍♂️

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on October 30, 2020

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Zainab (Guest) on October 19, 2020

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Sharifa (Guest) on October 5, 2020

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mwinyi (Guest) on October 1, 2020

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on September 9, 2020

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Arifa (Guest) on August 31, 2020

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

George Tenga (Guest) on August 22, 2020

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 18, 2020

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Kijakazi (Guest) on August 12, 2020

What do you call a can opener that doesn’t work? A can’t opener! 🥫🚫

Fadhili (Guest) on August 10, 2020

How does a dog stop a video? He presses the paws button! 🐕⏸️

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on August 8, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Victor Malima (Guest) on July 27, 2020

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Chum (Guest) on July 26, 2020

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on July 11, 2020

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on July 4, 2020

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Kassim (Guest) on July 3, 2020

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Baraka (Guest) on June 29, 2020

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on June 28, 2020

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 26, 2020

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Mgeni (Guest) on June 13, 2020

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 5, 2020

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 4, 2020

😆 I’m dying over here!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on May 27, 2020

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on May 27, 2020

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on May 13, 2020

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 7, 2020

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Mgeni (Guest) on May 6, 2020

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

John Mushi (Guest) on May 4, 2020

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Shabani (Guest) on April 24, 2020

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on April 17, 2020

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Salma (Guest) on March 31, 2020

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 23, 2020

When I said I’d do it later, I didn’t mean tomorrow. I meant next year. 📅😆

Juma (Guest) on March 13, 2020

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Halimah (Guest) on March 11, 2020

😂 This is a keeper!

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 6, 2020

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Abubakari (Guest) on February 19, 2020

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Nahida (Guest) on February 15, 2020

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Makame (Guest) on February 13, 2020

😅 I had to share this with everyone!

Sekela (Guest) on February 3, 2020

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Rahim (Guest) on January 23, 2020

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on January 14, 2020

Why did the computer go to the doctor? Because it had a virus! 🖥️🤒