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What do you give a sick lemon?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Answer: Lemon-ade! ππ₯€
Explanation: When life gives you a sick lemon, you make it into a tasty lemon-ade! It's a play on words where the lemon, being sick, needs some refreshing lemonade to feel better. So, instead of giving it medicine or sympathy, you give it a delicious beverage that will surely put a smile on its face! ππ
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