What type of dog loves going to the groomer?

Abdullah (Guest) on August 4, 2019

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Salum (Guest) on July 17, 2019

🤣 This one got me good!

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on July 2, 2019

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 1, 2019

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on June 25, 2019

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 25, 2019

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Linda Karimi (Guest) on June 25, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on June 24, 2019

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 20, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Jackson Makori (Guest) on June 17, 2019

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Rose Waithera (Guest) on June 17, 2019

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Mohamed (Guest) on June 16, 2019

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on June 14, 2019

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Halimah (Guest) on June 14, 2019

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on June 12, 2019

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Bakari (Guest) on June 8, 2019

This joke is too funny, I’m sharing it with everyone! 😂

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 8, 2019

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 31, 2019

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 19, 2019

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚✍️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on May 7, 2019

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 6, 2019

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Mwanaisha (Guest) on April 27, 2019

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Yusra (Guest) on April 14, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 😬🧸

Issack (Guest) on April 10, 2019

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Ali (Guest) on April 8, 2019

I used to be a people person, but people ruined that for me. 🙄🧍‍♂️

Abdullah (Guest) on April 8, 2019

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Halimah (Guest) on April 2, 2019

Absolutely hilarious! Can’t get enough! 😂

Maida (Guest) on March 16, 2019

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Sultan (Guest) on March 13, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Zakia (Guest) on March 12, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on March 11, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on March 11, 2019

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on March 5, 2019

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Khadija (Guest) on March 2, 2019

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

James Mduma (Guest) on February 24, 2019

Wow, these jokes are pure gold! 💰

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 22, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on February 22, 2019

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on February 21, 2019

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Safiya (Guest) on February 18, 2019

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Amir (Guest) on February 12, 2019

😆 Bookmarking this!

Mwanaidi (Guest) on February 11, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Yusuf (Guest) on February 7, 2019

😂 This is a keeper!

Habiba (Guest) on February 7, 2019

🤣 That punchline was unexpected!

Nuru (Guest) on February 7, 2019

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Habiba (Guest) on January 29, 2019

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on January 27, 2019

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on January 22, 2019

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on January 12, 2019

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Maulid (Guest) on January 11, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Amir (Guest) on January 6, 2019

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 31, 2018

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mazrui (Guest) on December 28, 2018

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on December 28, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on December 27, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on December 20, 2018

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Mgeni (Guest) on December 11, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 7, 2018

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Abdullah (Guest) on November 30, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Saidi (Guest) on November 27, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Arifa (Guest) on November 23, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌