Where do polar bears keep their money?

Mwalimu (Guest) on January 17, 2020

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on December 31, 2019

This just made my coffee break so much better! ☕😆

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on December 24, 2019

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on December 21, 2019

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 20, 2019

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 9, 2019

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Mwanais (Guest) on December 9, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Omar (Guest) on December 7, 2019

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on December 3, 2019

😂 Gotta save this!

Ndoto (Guest) on November 29, 2019

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on November 26, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Ali (Guest) on November 22, 2019

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Khadija (Guest) on November 2, 2019

😆 I’m dying over here!

Mhina (Guest) on October 31, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Kiza (Guest) on October 30, 2019

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on October 29, 2019

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Amani (Guest) on October 28, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Salima (Guest) on October 23, 2019

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Zawadi (Guest) on October 13, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on October 11, 2019

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 25, 2019

Why did the calendar go to therapy? It had too many dates! 📅🛋️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 20, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on September 13, 2019

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

George Tenga (Guest) on September 6, 2019

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉🤔

Saidi (Guest) on September 6, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Rukia (Guest) on August 29, 2019

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on August 23, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on August 10, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Mhina (Guest) on August 9, 2019

What did the triangle say to the circle? You’re pointless! 🔺⚪

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on August 6, 2019

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on August 1, 2019

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Zubeida (Guest) on July 20, 2019

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mwajabu (Guest) on July 9, 2019

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Sofia (Guest) on June 26, 2019

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Habiba (Guest) on June 23, 2019

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on June 13, 2019

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Faiza (Guest) on June 11, 2019

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 3, 2019

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Mohamed (Guest) on June 3, 2019

I put the 'pro' in procrastination. 🏆😴

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on May 30, 2019

😄 You got me!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on May 27, 2019

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Maimuna (Guest) on May 26, 2019

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Jane Muthui (Guest) on May 21, 2019

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 19, 2019

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Hashim (Guest) on May 16, 2019

Why do fish live in saltwater? Because pepper makes them sneeze! 🐟🌊

Chris Okello (Guest) on May 1, 2019

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Hekima (Guest) on April 27, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Shamim (Guest) on April 10, 2019

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 8, 2019

What do you call an alligator in a vest? An investigator! 🐊🕵️‍♂️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on April 7, 2019

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

John Mushi (Guest) on April 4, 2019

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Athumani (Guest) on March 30, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on March 29, 2019

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

David Sokoine (Guest) on March 29, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Amina (Guest) on March 17, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite letter? You think it’s R, but it be the C! 🏴‍☠️🌊

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on March 14, 2019

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Bakari (Guest) on March 7, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Kiza (Guest) on March 1, 2019

😁 This is an absolute gem of a joke!

Nassor (Guest) on February 12, 2019

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 6, 2019

I'm just a girl, standing in front of a salad, asking it to be a donut. 🥗🍩