Whom did the monster ask to kiss his boo-boos after he fell?

Daniel Obura (Guest) on November 17, 2019

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Ahmed (Guest) on November 17, 2019

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Bahati (Guest) on November 11, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Tambwe (Guest) on November 5, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Yusra (Guest) on November 4, 2019

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

James Malima (Guest) on October 17, 2019

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on October 16, 2019

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 3, 2019

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Sekela (Guest) on October 3, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 24, 2019

I can’t adult today. Please don’t make me adult. 🛌😬

Patrick Akech (Guest) on September 14, 2019

My life feels like a test I didn’t study for. 📝🤯

Farida (Guest) on September 13, 2019

What’s a ghost’s favorite dessert? Boo-berry pie! 👻🥧

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on September 12, 2019

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Mwafirika (Guest) on September 5, 2019

😃 This made me laugh out loud for real!

Agnes Sumaye (Guest) on August 29, 2019

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Sarah Karani (Guest) on August 28, 2019

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 25, 2019

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Aziza (Guest) on August 8, 2019

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Ahmed (Guest) on August 5, 2019

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Halimah (Guest) on July 16, 2019

😆 Saving this one!

Irene Makena (Guest) on July 13, 2019

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on July 12, 2019

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 12, 2019

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 11, 2019

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Zubeida (Guest) on July 4, 2019

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 3, 2019

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Jaffar (Guest) on June 25, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 25, 2019

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 23, 2019

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Mgeni (Guest) on June 18, 2019

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Bahati (Guest) on June 10, 2019

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Charles Mchome (Guest) on June 3, 2019

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not too sure. 🤷‍♀️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on May 31, 2019

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 18, 2019

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Rukia (Guest) on May 17, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on May 14, 2019

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

David Musyoka (Guest) on May 12, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 11, 2019

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Mchuma (Guest) on May 10, 2019

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Asha (Guest) on April 22, 2019

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Umi (Guest) on April 17, 2019

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Alice Jebet (Guest) on March 9, 2019

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Athumani (Guest) on March 8, 2019

😆 Totally hilarious!

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on March 7, 2019

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Mustafa (Guest) on March 4, 2019

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Daudi (Guest) on March 1, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on February 27, 2019

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on February 3, 2019

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬

Diana Mallya (Guest) on January 9, 2019

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 5, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 18, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Nashon (Guest) on December 10, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on December 7, 2018

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 6, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'chocolate' and I'll turn around. 🍫🙋‍♀️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on December 2, 2018

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 17, 2018

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 13, 2018

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Mwafirika (Guest) on November 9, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on November 7, 2018

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Ann Awino (Guest) on November 1, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹