Why don’t ducks tell jokes when they fly?

Grace Minja (Guest) on November 22, 2019

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on November 21, 2019

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Zulekha (Guest) on November 1, 2019

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Hawa (Guest) on October 26, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on October 20, 2019

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Charles Mchome (Guest) on October 17, 2019

Haha! I couldn't stop laughing at this one! 🤣

Biashara (Guest) on October 13, 2019

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Jamal (Guest) on October 5, 2019

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Jane Malecela (Guest) on October 4, 2019

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Tambwe (Guest) on October 2, 2019

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on September 30, 2019

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Kassim (Guest) on September 24, 2019

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Janet Sumari (Guest) on September 19, 2019

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Monica Nyalandu (Guest) on September 14, 2019

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Michael Onyango (Guest) on September 12, 2019

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Amir (Guest) on September 11, 2019

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Zulekha (Guest) on September 10, 2019

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Omari (Guest) on September 8, 2019

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Nuru (Guest) on September 7, 2019

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Raha (Guest) on September 7, 2019

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on September 4, 2019

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 2, 2019

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on September 2, 2019

😆 I’m dying over here!

Khatib (Guest) on August 30, 2019

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

John Mushi (Guest) on August 29, 2019

What’s a pirate’s favorite exercise? The plank! 🏴‍☠️🦵

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on August 24, 2019

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Bahati (Guest) on August 24, 2019

Classic! I’m still laughing! 😄

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on August 23, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Rehema (Guest) on August 22, 2019

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Jabir (Guest) on August 20, 2019

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 16, 2019

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on August 15, 2019

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Azima (Guest) on August 13, 2019

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

James Kimani (Guest) on August 6, 2019

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 4, 2019

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Farida (Guest) on August 3, 2019

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 2, 2019

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Halima (Guest) on July 27, 2019

😄 Totally didn’t see that coming!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on July 27, 2019

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Abdullah (Guest) on July 25, 2019

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 22, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on July 19, 2019

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 18, 2019

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

Amani (Guest) on July 7, 2019

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Ali (Guest) on July 4, 2019

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on July 3, 2019

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Salima (Guest) on July 3, 2019

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Rahim (Guest) on June 30, 2019

😁 This made my day!

Maida (Guest) on June 26, 2019

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Mzee (Guest) on June 25, 2019

😄 What a joke!

David Chacha (Guest) on June 17, 2019

😅 I needed that!

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on June 2, 2019

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Biashara (Guest) on June 1, 2019

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 23, 2019

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Henry Mollel (Guest) on May 19, 2019

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Khalifa (Guest) on May 5, 2019

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Zawadi (Guest) on May 3, 2019

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Rukia (Guest) on April 16, 2019

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Binti (Guest) on April 15, 2019

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Mgeni (Guest) on April 11, 2019

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉