Sultan (Guest) on September 21, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 18, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Mgeni (Guest) on September 16, 2018

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Husna (Guest) on September 8, 2018

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Jaffar (Guest) on August 31, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on August 28, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 18, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 11, 2018

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on July 30, 2018

How does a lion greet other animals? Pleased to eat you! 🦁🍽️

Martin Otieno (Guest) on July 22, 2018

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Mustafa (Guest) on July 21, 2018

I'm on a seafood diet. I see food, and I eat it. 🐟🍕

Mgeni (Guest) on July 18, 2018

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on July 8, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 7, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 6, 2018

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 1, 2018

😂 Sharing right away!

Fatuma (Guest) on July 1, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Jafari (Guest) on June 22, 2018

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on June 20, 2018

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Shamsa (Guest) on June 14, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Zulekha (Guest) on June 6, 2018

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Mgeni (Guest) on June 6, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 31, 2018

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 10, 2018

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Mwajabu (Guest) on May 3, 2018

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 3, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

James Kawawa (Guest) on May 1, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on April 30, 2018

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on April 29, 2018

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Bakari (Guest) on April 24, 2018

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Kazija (Guest) on April 23, 2018

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 6, 2018

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on April 5, 2018

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 1, 2018

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on March 27, 2018

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 23, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Hamida (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 12, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on March 4, 2018

What do you call an owl that does magic? Hooo-dini! 🦉🎩

Neema (Guest) on March 2, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

David Sokoine (Guest) on February 28, 2018

I don't trip over things; I do random gravity checks. 🌍😅

Sultan (Guest) on February 26, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on February 24, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on February 24, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Masika (Guest) on February 22, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Mashaka (Guest) on February 20, 2018

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on February 1, 2018

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Habiba (Guest) on February 1, 2018

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Shukuru (Guest) on February 1, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Nuru (Guest) on January 7, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on January 4, 2018

😆 Totally hilarious!

Issack (Guest) on December 22, 2017

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Selemani (Guest) on December 14, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Asha (Guest) on December 8, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Jane Malecela (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Zuhura (Guest) on December 1, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 29, 2017

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 24, 2017

🤣 This joke is too good!

Fatuma (Guest) on November 22, 2017

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Monica Lissu (Guest) on November 19, 2017

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️