What do birds do on Halloween?

Shani (Guest) on October 5, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on October 1, 2018

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

John Lissu (Guest) on September 24, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Umi (Guest) on September 24, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 15, 2018

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Jane Malecela (Guest) on September 14, 2018

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

James Kimani (Guest) on September 8, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on September 8, 2018

What’s a frog’s favorite candy? Lollihops! 🐸🍭

Amani (Guest) on August 30, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Khamis (Guest) on August 20, 2018

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on August 16, 2018

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on August 7, 2018

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Ahmed (Guest) on August 5, 2018

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 31, 2018

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Shamim (Guest) on July 17, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Shamsa (Guest) on July 7, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on June 27, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Sumaya (Guest) on June 25, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Fikiri (Guest) on June 25, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on June 24, 2018

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on June 20, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

George Tenga (Guest) on June 20, 2018

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 12, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 7, 2018

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Ann Awino (Guest) on May 24, 2018

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on May 5, 2018

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on April 29, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Rubea (Guest) on April 28, 2018

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Shamsa (Guest) on April 27, 2018

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Mchawi (Guest) on April 26, 2018

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Rubea (Guest) on April 24, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 15, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

John Lissu (Guest) on April 15, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on April 15, 2018

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Mhina (Guest) on April 9, 2018

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Sharifa (Guest) on March 26, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Mgeni (Guest) on March 22, 2018

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on March 15, 2018

😆 That punchline!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on March 14, 2018

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on March 13, 2018

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on March 1, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Nahida (Guest) on February 28, 2018

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Alice Mrema (Guest) on February 27, 2018

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Hawa (Guest) on February 26, 2018

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on February 19, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Kiza (Guest) on February 9, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Chris Okello (Guest) on February 2, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Khatib (Guest) on January 19, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

John Lissu (Guest) on January 18, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Khadija (Guest) on January 17, 2018

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Halimah (Guest) on January 15, 2018

What do you call an illegally parked frog? Toad! 🐸🚗

Mwanakhamis (Guest) on January 9, 2018

Sometimes I wake up grumpy; other times I let her sleep. 😡🛌

Mwanaidi (Guest) on January 8, 2018

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

George Mallya (Guest) on January 6, 2018

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Umi (Guest) on December 23, 2017

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Arifa (Guest) on December 22, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 20, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on December 19, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 11, 2017

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Tabu (Guest) on November 11, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️