What does a skeleton order for dinner?

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on April 18, 2019

Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! 🍌🌞

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 13, 2019

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Faiza (Guest) on April 5, 2019

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 27, 2019

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍔📏

Athumani (Guest) on March 13, 2019

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on March 12, 2019

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 2, 2019

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Ramadhan (Guest) on February 16, 2019

If at first you don't succeed, skydiving is not for you. 🪂🤣

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 12, 2019

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

George Wanjala (Guest) on February 9, 2019

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 1, 2019

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on January 30, 2019

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Victor Kimario (Guest) on January 26, 2019

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Mwinyi (Guest) on January 23, 2019

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 16, 2019

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 6, 2019

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on December 27, 2018

😄 What a joke!

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 20, 2018

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 19, 2018

If you can’t handle me at my worst, just wait. It gets worse. 😂🤯

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 15, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Janet Sumari (Guest) on December 6, 2018

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on November 30, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Arifa (Guest) on November 30, 2018

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

Halima (Guest) on November 12, 2018

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Zakaria (Guest) on November 12, 2018

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Rubea (Guest) on November 12, 2018

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Asha (Guest) on November 5, 2018

😂 So funny!

Paul Kamau (Guest) on October 18, 2018

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on October 9, 2018

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Vincent Mwangangi (Guest) on September 27, 2018

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Rukia (Guest) on July 30, 2018

Why did the frog sit on the computer? To hop on the internet! 🐸💻

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on July 26, 2018

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Muslima (Guest) on July 18, 2018

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Fatuma (Guest) on July 8, 2018

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 29, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on June 19, 2018

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mwakisu (Guest) on June 6, 2018

What’s the hardest part about skydiving? The ground! 🪂🌍

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on June 3, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on May 20, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Frank Macha (Guest) on May 14, 2018

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Khatib (Guest) on May 9, 2018

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Yusra (Guest) on May 7, 2018

My dream job would be the karma delivery person. 🚚😈

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 6, 2018

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Charles Wafula (Guest) on May 2, 2018

Thanks Ackyshine

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on April 24, 2018

Just what I needed today! Thank you! 😜

Mwajabu (Guest) on April 17, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Rehema (Guest) on April 16, 2018

😆 That punchline was epic!

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 16, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Fatuma (Guest) on April 4, 2018

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Mwinyi (Guest) on April 3, 2018

Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! 🐟⚖️

Mohamed (Guest) on April 1, 2018

Is it just me or is 'running errands' starting to count as going out now? 🛒😂

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mwachumu (Guest) on March 15, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 10, 2018

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Anna Malela (Guest) on February 18, 2018

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Jafari (Guest) on February 10, 2018

😁 Added to my favorites!

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on February 9, 2018

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 3, 2018

😂 I’m dying!

Zakia (Guest) on February 2, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Fatuma (Guest) on January 20, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻