Philip Nyaga (Guest) on December 23, 2018

I'm not lazy, I'm on energy-saving mode. ⚡😴

Makame (Guest) on December 23, 2018

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Jabir (Guest) on December 19, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

David Kawawa (Guest) on December 14, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 7, 2018

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 28, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Rukia (Guest) on November 27, 2018

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Biashara (Guest) on November 15, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on October 31, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on October 28, 2018

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Sarafina (Guest) on October 26, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 22, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 20, 2018

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Muslima (Guest) on October 10, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Biashara (Guest) on October 7, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Brian Karanja (Guest) on October 3, 2018

I’m on a seafood diet. I see food and eat it. 🦞🍕

Omar (Guest) on October 2, 2018

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Abubakari (Guest) on October 1, 2018

😆 Saving this one!

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 27, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mwajabu (Guest) on September 21, 2018

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on September 4, 2018

How does a polar bear build its house? Igloos it together! 🐻‍❄️🏠

Grace Mushi (Guest) on September 4, 2018

Doing nothing is hard, you never know when you're done. 😴

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 31, 2018

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Kassim (Guest) on August 26, 2018

Why do we press harder on the remote when the batteries are dying? 📺🔋

Susan Wangari (Guest) on August 25, 2018

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on August 21, 2018

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Josephine (Guest) on July 30, 2018

I am on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 📅🍔

Mwafirika (Guest) on July 21, 2018

What did the farmer say after losing his tractor? Where’s my tractor? 🚜🤷‍♂️

Omari (Guest) on July 20, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Omar (Guest) on July 19, 2018

Wine improves with age. The older I get, the more I like it. 🍷😎

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on July 17, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 12, 2018

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Abdullah (Guest) on July 1, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 29, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 20, 2018

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on June 20, 2018

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 17, 2018

This is the kind of joke you don’t forget! 😂

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on June 13, 2018

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 10, 2018

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Sultan (Guest) on June 9, 2018

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on June 4, 2018

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Ndoto (Guest) on May 30, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Bakari (Guest) on May 19, 2018

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on May 16, 2018

😂 Gotta save this!

Ali (Guest) on May 13, 2018

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on May 11, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Amani (Guest) on May 9, 2018

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 5, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on May 3, 2018

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Tambwe (Guest) on May 1, 2018

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

David Musyoka (Guest) on April 27, 2018

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 26, 2018

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on April 18, 2018

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on April 15, 2018

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on April 10, 2018

What kind of dinosaur loves to sleep? A stega-snore-us! 🦕😴

Sekela (Guest) on April 7, 2018

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on April 6, 2018

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on March 27, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

George Ndungu (Guest) on March 24, 2018

What do you call a group of musical whales? An orca-stra! 🐋🎻