What’s a ghost’s favorite fruit?

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 13, 2018

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Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on September 5, 2018

What do you call an angry carrot? A steamed veggie! 🥕😡

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on September 2, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Baridi (Guest) on August 26, 2018

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Simon Kiprono (Guest) on August 17, 2018

Why don’t you write with a broken pencil? Because it’s pointless! ✏️😜

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on August 2, 2018

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Fadhili (Guest) on August 2, 2018

Why don’t we ever see the headline 'Psychic Wins Lottery'? 🎱💰

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on July 31, 2018

Why couldn’t the bicycle stand up by itself? It was two-tired! 🚲😅

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 28, 2018

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Shabani (Guest) on July 25, 2018

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Sarah Karani (Guest) on July 24, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 23, 2018

Why did the cat sit on the computer? To keep an eye on the mouse! 🐱🖱️

Kevin Maina (Guest) on July 8, 2018

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Violet Mumo (Guest) on July 4, 2018

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Victor Malima (Guest) on June 28, 2018

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 25, 2018

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 14, 2018

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Hassan (Guest) on June 13, 2018

😁 This is gold!

Selemani (Guest) on June 2, 2018

😆 Still cracking up!

Nasra (Guest) on May 29, 2018

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Peter Otieno (Guest) on May 25, 2018

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Sofia (Guest) on May 13, 2018

Why did the fisherman put peanut butter into the sea? To go with the jellyfish! 🥜🐙

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on May 11, 2018

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 9, 2018

What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! ⏱️🙌

Mwanajuma (Guest) on May 2, 2018

😃 Instant mood boost!

Mwanahawa (Guest) on May 2, 2018

If you want your spouse to listen and pay attention to every word you say, talk in your sleep. 🛌💬

Yusuf (Guest) on April 29, 2018

Some people wake up looking fabulous. I wake up looking for my phone. 📱😴

Mgeni (Guest) on April 28, 2018

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Grace Mligo (Guest) on April 27, 2018

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Farida (Guest) on April 26, 2018

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

Fikiri (Guest) on April 21, 2018

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Ibrahim (Guest) on April 21, 2018

Why don’t ants get sick? They have tiny ant-bodies! 🐜💉

Rehema (Guest) on April 18, 2018

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Nuru (Guest) on April 16, 2018

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on April 16, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Safiya (Guest) on April 11, 2018

Why do elephants never use cell phones? Because they can’t fit them in their trunks! 🐘📱

Safiya (Guest) on April 6, 2018

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on April 5, 2018

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Fadhila (Guest) on March 23, 2018

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on March 21, 2018

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 17, 2018

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on March 11, 2018

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Saidi (Guest) on March 9, 2018

I haven’t even gone to bed yet, and I already can’t wait to come home from work tomorrow. 🛌😆

Mwinyi (Guest) on March 7, 2018

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Khatib (Guest) on March 4, 2018

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Rashid (Guest) on March 1, 2018

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Michael Mboya (Guest) on February 23, 2018

I would lose weight, but I hate losing. 😂🏆

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on February 23, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mashaka (Guest) on February 13, 2018

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Salma (Guest) on February 10, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Umi (Guest) on February 8, 2018

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Anna Mchome (Guest) on February 8, 2018

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 24, 2018

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Warda (Guest) on January 23, 2018

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

David Kawawa (Guest) on January 21, 2018

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Rahma (Guest) on January 10, 2018

🤣 Pure genius!

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on January 2, 2018

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Nyota (Guest) on January 2, 2018

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

David Ochieng (Guest) on December 14, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Mjaka (Guest) on December 7, 2017

😁 This made my day!