A ghost's favorite room in the house is π»the living room!π»
Explanation: Because ghosts are "living" in the afterlife, their favorite room would naturally be the living room! Plus, it's a play on words that adds a fun and lighthearted twist to the spooky nature of ghosts. So, whenever you hear strange noises or feel a chill in the living room, it's just your ghostly friends having a ghostly good time! ππ
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Whatβs a ghostβs favorite room in the house?
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Nora Kidata (Guest) on November 17, 2018
Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. ππ§
Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on November 12, 2018
I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! ππ
Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 12, 2018
Why do bananas wear sunscreen? Because they peel! ππ
Zulekha (Guest) on November 7, 2018
What do you call a snowman with a six-pack? An abdominal snowman! βπͺ
Kevin Maina (Guest) on October 30, 2018
Iβve had my patience tested. Iβm negative. πβ³
Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 9, 2018
Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! ππ¨
Mgeni (Guest) on October 4, 2018
Sarcasm is the bodyβs natural defense against stupidity. ππ‘οΈ
Hashim (Guest) on September 29, 2018
I love you more than coffee, but please donβt make me prove it. ββ€οΈ
Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 24, 2018
What do you call a skeleton who won't work? Lazy bones! ππ΄
Mustafa (Guest) on September 23, 2018
My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. π§π₯
Leila (Guest) on September 16, 2018
I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. π’β³
Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on September 15, 2018
π€£ Pure genius!
Wande (Guest) on September 10, 2018
Iβve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldnβt say that' to 'What the heck, letβs see what happens'. π€·ββοΈπ€
Benjamin Masanja (Guest) on September 1, 2018
Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. ππ
Jackson Makori (Guest) on August 29, 2018
π Iβm dying over here!
Azima (Guest) on August 16, 2018
I didnβt see that punchline comingβhilarious! π€£
Nassar (Guest) on August 10, 2018
Why do fish always know how much they weigh? Because they have their own scales! πβοΈ
Joyce Aoko (Guest) on August 3, 2018
Whatβs the tallest building in the world? The library, because it has the most stories! ππ’
Amina (Guest) on August 1, 2018
Whatβs a cowβs favorite place to go? The moo-vies! ππ₯
Betty Akinyi (Guest) on July 30, 2018
What did the digital clock say to the grandfather clock? Look, no hands! β±οΈπ
Mwanaisha (Guest) on July 21, 2018
I donβt know how to act my age because Iβve never been this age before. π€π
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on July 20, 2018
I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. π©π
Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on July 15, 2018
π This made my day!
Khatib (Guest) on July 14, 2018
What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! ππ
Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 8, 2018
I canβt wait to tell this joke at my next party! π
Kheri (Guest) on July 7, 2018
π This one really got me!
Rose Amukowa (Guest) on June 26, 2018
I donβt go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. π€―π€ͺ
Mwalimu (Guest) on June 25, 2018
What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! π¨ββοΈπ
Issack (Guest) on June 11, 2018
I donβt need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. βπ
Victor Kamau (Guest) on June 10, 2018
What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! ππ€‘
Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 28, 2018
π Iβm still cracking up!
Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 19, 2018
How does a computer get drunk? It takes screenshots! π»πΊ
Kiza (Guest) on May 7, 2018
Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they donβt have chairs! ππ₯
Mashaka (Guest) on May 6, 2018
Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! π€£
Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 1, 2018
My hobbies include eating and complaining that Iβm gaining weight. ππ
Nora Kidata (Guest) on April 23, 2018
π€£ That twist at the end, though!
Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on April 21, 2018
I donβt need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. βπ
Sharifa (Guest) on April 17, 2018
Sarcasm is my love language. π¬π
Hassan (Guest) on April 13, 2018
Why donβt skeletons play music in church? Because they donβt have organs! βͺπΆ
Mohamed (Guest) on April 5, 2018
I love my computer because my friends live in it. π»π
Peter Mwambui (Guest) on April 2, 2018
Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! β³π
Sarah Karani (Guest) on March 25, 2018
Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I trip over my own feet. π€¦ββοΈπ€£
Chris Okello (Guest) on March 23, 2018
Whatβs brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! π©π€
Omari (Guest) on March 14, 2018
Iβm still cracking up, that was brilliant! π€£
Rukia (Guest) on March 10, 2018
Why donβt lobsters ever share? Theyβre too shellfish! π¦π ββοΈ
Wilson Ombati (Guest) on March 5, 2018
Why did the watch break up with the clock? It found someone better for the time being! β°π
Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on February 19, 2018
π€£ That punchline was unexpected!
Nasra (Guest) on February 15, 2018
Donβt you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. π€π¬
Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on February 14, 2018
Hilarious! This oneβs going into my favorites! π
Mustafa (Guest) on February 10, 2018
Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. π¦ΈββοΈπͺ
Selemani (Guest) on February 6, 2018
π€£ This one got me good!
Victor Malima (Guest) on January 26, 2018
Whatβs a skeletonβs least favorite room in the house? The living room! πποΈ
Husna (Guest) on January 22, 2018
I canβt believe I forgot to go to the gym today. Thatβs seven years in a row now. ποΈββοΈπ
Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 15, 2018
How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! π₯π°π
Lucy Mushi (Guest) on January 13, 2018
Iβm not saying Iβm Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? π¦ΈββοΈπ€«
Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on December 29, 2017
I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. πΌπΈ
Fadhila (Guest) on December 28, 2017
Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? π«β
Samson Mahiga (Guest) on December 27, 2017
What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! πποΈ
Nchi (Guest) on December 19, 2017
Whatβs a pirateβs favorite letter? You think itβs R, but it be the C! π΄ββ οΈπ
Jamila (Guest) on December 19, 2017
What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! ππ€