What’s a math teacher’s favorite tool?

Mariam (Guest) on April 24, 2019

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on April 19, 2019

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on April 17, 2019

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Chum (Guest) on April 16, 2019

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 14, 2019

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Tabu (Guest) on March 27, 2019

😆 Saving this one!

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on March 25, 2019

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Habiba (Guest) on March 20, 2019

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on March 19, 2019

What kind of car does a sheep drive? A lamborghini! 🐑🚗

Nahida (Guest) on March 17, 2019

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Chum (Guest) on March 4, 2019

I’d give up sarcasm, but that leaves me speechless. 😏🤐

James Malima (Guest) on February 26, 2019

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Sarah Karani (Guest) on February 25, 2019

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Furaha (Guest) on February 21, 2019

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Furaha (Guest) on February 13, 2019

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on February 11, 2019

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Fadhila (Guest) on February 8, 2019

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Rashid (Guest) on February 2, 2019

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on January 26, 2019

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Salum (Guest) on January 22, 2019

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 21, 2019

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Violet Mumo (Guest) on January 3, 2019

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Joy Wacera (Guest) on December 18, 2018

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Ramadhan (Guest) on December 13, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 12, 2018

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Alex Nakitare (Guest) on December 6, 2018

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Josephine Nekesa (Guest) on November 11, 2018

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on November 9, 2018

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Maneno (Guest) on November 7, 2018

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on November 5, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Mashaka (Guest) on November 4, 2018

😄 I can’t even breathe, so funny!

Charles Mchome (Guest) on November 3, 2018

😆 Bookmarking this!

David Kawawa (Guest) on November 3, 2018

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Charles Mboje (Guest) on October 31, 2018

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on October 25, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Zakia (Guest) on October 23, 2018

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on October 20, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Faiza (Guest) on October 16, 2018

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 6, 2018

Why did the chicken join a band? Because it had the drumsticks! 🐔🥁

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on September 29, 2018

😁 This made my day!

Mwakisu (Guest) on September 23, 2018

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Zawadi (Guest) on September 21, 2018

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Maimuna (Guest) on September 19, 2018

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Mjaka (Guest) on September 13, 2018

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 26, 2018

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on August 12, 2018

Why do cows wear bells? Because their horns don’t work! 🐄🔔

Chum (Guest) on August 8, 2018

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on August 1, 2018

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Abubakari (Guest) on July 31, 2018

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🤨

Rukia (Guest) on July 19, 2018

Chocolate is the answer. Who cares what the question is? 🍫❓

Arifa (Guest) on July 17, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Nahida (Guest) on July 12, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Baraka (Guest) on July 9, 2018

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

David Chacha (Guest) on July 7, 2018

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 6, 2018

😄 Nailed it!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on June 26, 2018

The only thing better than talking about food is eating it. 🍔🍴

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 24, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Jamal (Guest) on June 21, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Maimuna (Guest) on June 11, 2018

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Diana Mallya (Guest) on June 9, 2018

😃 Instant mood boost!