David Sokoine (Guest) on January 19, 2018

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 15, 2018

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on January 3, 2018

What did the pencil say to the sharpener? Stop going in circles! ✏️📏

Abubakari (Guest) on December 27, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Jane Muthoni (Guest) on December 26, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on December 11, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on November 24, 2017

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on November 23, 2017

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Abubakari (Guest) on November 23, 2017

😅 I’m still chuckling at this!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on November 20, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

John Lissu (Guest) on November 17, 2017

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Jane Muthui (Guest) on November 12, 2017

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Maimuna (Guest) on November 12, 2017

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 9, 2017

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Maulid (Guest) on October 30, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Nchi (Guest) on October 29, 2017

Why did the golfer bring two pairs of pants? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳👖

Aziza (Guest) on October 27, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

Zubeida (Guest) on October 21, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just very early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mariam (Guest) on October 16, 2017

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Jamal (Guest) on October 15, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 15, 2017

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on October 14, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Joy Wacera (Guest) on October 11, 2017

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on September 26, 2017

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

John Mushi (Guest) on September 23, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Susan Wangari (Guest) on September 22, 2017

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Mwalimu (Guest) on September 19, 2017

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Mgeni (Guest) on September 11, 2017

😆 Saving this one!

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on August 31, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on August 27, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 26, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on August 25, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on August 22, 2017

Thanks Ackyshine

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on August 17, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Mwachumu (Guest) on July 29, 2017

😁 This just made my day!

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 6, 2017

Why was the math teacher always so suspicious? She knew something didn’t add up! ➕🤨

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on July 5, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mchawi (Guest) on July 5, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Tabu (Guest) on July 4, 2017

🤣 Sending this now!

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 25, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Hawa (Guest) on June 23, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Yahya (Guest) on June 23, 2017

Why fall in love when you can fall asleep? 🛌💤

Samuel Were (Guest) on June 21, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

James Kimani (Guest) on June 21, 2017

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫

Lucy Mushi (Guest) on June 15, 2017

I’m on the gin and tonic diet. So far, I’ve lost two days. 🍸😂

John Kamande (Guest) on May 13, 2017

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

James Kimani (Guest) on May 12, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Shani (Guest) on May 7, 2017

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Robert Okello (Guest) on May 4, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Mary Mrope (Guest) on April 27, 2017

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Ramadhan (Guest) on April 25, 2017

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 11, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Monica Lissu (Guest) on April 10, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Ann Awino (Guest) on April 8, 2017

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

John Kamande (Guest) on April 4, 2017

Life is too short to wear boring socks. 🧦🎉

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on March 29, 2017

I’m not saying I’m Batman, but you’ve never seen us in the same room together. 🦸‍♂️🦇

Mwanaisha (Guest) on March 17, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Kassim (Guest) on February 27, 2017

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Fadhili (Guest) on February 22, 2017

You can’t make everyone happy. You’re not pizza. 🍕🤷‍♂️