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What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
Date: July 3, 2023
Author: Melkisedeck Leon Shine
Q: What do you call a teacher with no arms, no legs, and no body?
A: A "mind-boggling genius" emoji
Explanation:
You call them a "mind-boggling genius" because even without a physical body, they still manage to impart knowledge and teach with their incredible brainpower! π§ π‘ Despite their lack of limbs, they've found a way to defy the odds and inspire students. They're simply extraordinary! ππ
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