What smells the best at Thanksgiving?

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 5, 2018

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Tambwe (Guest) on January 3, 2018

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

David Musyoka (Guest) on December 28, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Baraka (Guest) on December 20, 2017

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Zuhura (Guest) on December 18, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Rukia (Guest) on December 5, 2017

What’s a witch’s favorite subject in school? Spelling! 🧙‍♀️📖

Issa (Guest) on December 5, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

David Sokoine (Guest) on November 29, 2017

😂 I’m dying!

Zakia (Guest) on November 26, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 10, 2017

🤣 This joke just made my whole day!

Mwajabu (Guest) on November 8, 2017

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Rehema (Guest) on October 28, 2017

What did one volcano say to the other? I lava you! 🌋❤️

Raha (Guest) on October 26, 2017

😂 I’m seriously crying over here!

James Kimani (Guest) on October 23, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mtumwa (Guest) on October 22, 2017

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Mwanais (Guest) on October 20, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Biashara (Guest) on October 19, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 12, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Daudi (Guest) on October 6, 2017

😂 This is too funny!

Makame (Guest) on October 5, 2017

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Betty Akinyi (Guest) on September 30, 2017

I haven’t lost my mind. It’s backed up on a hard drive somewhere. 💾🤯

Victor Malima (Guest) on September 29, 2017

😄 This is pure brilliance!

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on September 19, 2017

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Majid (Guest) on September 12, 2017

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Peter Mbise (Guest) on September 9, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Mwanaidha (Guest) on September 9, 2017

I wish I was a kid again so everyone would be proud of me for taking a nap. 🛌😴

Zakia (Guest) on September 9, 2017

What did the judge say when the skunk walked into the court? Odor in the court! 🦨⚖️

Nahida (Guest) on September 9, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on September 5, 2017

Why don’t vampires like garlic? It’s a pain in the neck! 🧛‍♂️🧄

Zakia (Guest) on September 5, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Mtumwa (Guest) on August 24, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on August 8, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Zainab (Guest) on August 8, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Asha (Guest) on August 2, 2017

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Chiku (Guest) on July 21, 2017

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Maneno (Guest) on July 12, 2017

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Rashid (Guest) on July 5, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on July 2, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on July 1, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 30, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on June 30, 2017

Behind every great man is a woman rolling her eyes. 🙄👨‍💼

David Chacha (Guest) on June 28, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Mchuma (Guest) on May 30, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Zubeida (Guest) on May 30, 2017

What do you call a boomerang that doesn’t come back? A stick! 🪃🌿

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on May 21, 2017

😄 Nailed it!

Abubakar (Guest) on May 9, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Nashon (Guest) on May 3, 2017

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Rose Waithera (Guest) on April 29, 2017

😁 This made my day!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 24, 2017

If lying was a job, I'd be on a Forbes list by now. 😇📝

Salma (Guest) on April 23, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I'm not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍻🗣️

Sumaya (Guest) on April 23, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought a snack? Put it on my bill! 🦆🍿

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on April 19, 2017

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on April 18, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

James Kimani (Guest) on April 6, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Zakaria (Guest) on April 4, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Zulekha (Guest) on April 3, 2017

Why are ghosts such bad liars? You can see right through them! 👻😜

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on March 27, 2017

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Frank Macha (Guest) on March 26, 2017

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on March 16, 2017

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on March 9, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷