What type of key is the most important at Thanksgiving dinner?

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on March 5, 2018

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

Monica Lissu (Guest) on March 1, 2018

I’m not procrastinating, I’m just on a procrastination break. ⏳🙃

Baridi (Guest) on February 26, 2018

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on February 14, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Jabir (Guest) on February 13, 2018

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Mwanahawa (Guest) on February 9, 2018

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on February 6, 2018

Why did the smartphone need glasses? It lost all its contacts! 📱👓

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 29, 2018

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 27, 2018

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

George Tenga (Guest) on January 25, 2018

I’d agree with you but then we’d both be wrong. 🤷‍♂️😆

Charles Mboje (Guest) on January 22, 2018

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Mwakisu (Guest) on January 5, 2018

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Edward Lowassa (Guest) on January 4, 2018

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 29, 2017

If we’re not meant to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🥪💡

Asha (Guest) on December 18, 2017

If I won the award for laziness, I would send someone to pick it up for me. 🏆😴

Rashid (Guest) on December 10, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on December 7, 2017

I'd exercise, but it makes me spill my coffee. ☕🏃‍♂️

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on December 4, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯🤪

Michael Onyango (Guest) on December 3, 2017

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Sofia (Guest) on November 30, 2017

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Khamis (Guest) on November 4, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Mustafa (Guest) on October 31, 2017

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on October 19, 2017

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 5, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Asha (Guest) on October 5, 2017

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Grace Minja (Guest) on October 3, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Samuel Were (Guest) on October 3, 2017

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Shabani (Guest) on September 23, 2017

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on September 17, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 30, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Muslima (Guest) on August 28, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Salima (Guest) on August 17, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Zuhura (Guest) on August 17, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on August 7, 2017

What did the big flower say to the little flower? Hi, bud! 🌻👋

Safiya (Guest) on July 28, 2017

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Amir (Guest) on July 27, 2017

I’m not bossy, I just have better ideas. 💡😎

Catherine Naliaka (Guest) on July 20, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Mtumwa (Guest) on July 12, 2017

Why are fish so smart? Because they live in schools! 🐠🏫

John Malisa (Guest) on July 3, 2017

😆 Laughing so hard right now!

Rabia (Guest) on July 3, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on July 1, 2017

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Biashara (Guest) on June 25, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Rehema (Guest) on June 22, 2017

Why does cooking take six hours, but eating takes like three seconds? ⏲️🍽️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 19, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on June 13, 2017

This joke is going straight to my favorites! 😂

Nahida (Guest) on June 3, 2017

😆 Still cracking up!

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on June 1, 2017

😁 Added to my favorites!

Arifa (Guest) on May 26, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔

Fadhila (Guest) on May 21, 2017

I’m not overweight. I’m just under-tall. 🏋️‍♂️🤏

Arifa (Guest) on May 21, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on April 15, 2017

Why was the math book sad? It had too many problems. 📚😭

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on April 5, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Rukia (Guest) on April 5, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on April 2, 2017

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on March 31, 2017

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on March 28, 2017

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Robert Okello (Guest) on March 28, 2017

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Fadhila (Guest) on March 19, 2017

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Amina (Guest) on March 13, 2017

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on March 10, 2017

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️