Where did the king keep his army?

Habiba (Guest) on October 1, 2017

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I'm not too sure. 🤷‍♂️🤔

Mwanahawa (Guest) on September 30, 2017

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Charles Wafula (Guest) on September 20, 2017

Why did the cookie go to the hospital? It felt crumby! 🍪🏥

Samuel Were (Guest) on September 19, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😏🛡️

John Lissu (Guest) on September 18, 2017

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Joseph Kiwanga (Guest) on September 17, 2017

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Jafari (Guest) on September 9, 2017

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

George Wanjala (Guest) on September 6, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on September 1, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Chiku (Guest) on August 25, 2017

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️🕶️

Mary Mrope (Guest) on August 21, 2017

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Mwajabu (Guest) on August 13, 2017

What does a zombie vegetarian eat? Graaains! 🧟‍♂️🌾

Nora Kidata (Guest) on August 1, 2017

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Mgeni (Guest) on July 28, 2017

I don’t need a mood ring; I have a face. 😐💬

Farida (Guest) on July 28, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Athumani (Guest) on July 27, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Sekela (Guest) on July 24, 2017

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Elizabeth Malima (Guest) on July 19, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Mary Kendi (Guest) on July 11, 2017

Don’t you hate it when someone answers their own questions? I do. 🤔💬

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on July 9, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Frank Macha (Guest) on July 9, 2017

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on July 4, 2017

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 1, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on July 1, 2017

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Shani (Guest) on June 24, 2017

Why don’t crabs give to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦀💰

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 22, 2017

😁 This made my day!

David Nyerere (Guest) on June 19, 2017

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on June 16, 2017

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Irene Makena (Guest) on June 16, 2017

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring. So, I go back to being me. 🦸‍♂️💪

Mariam (Guest) on June 11, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 3, 2017

I love you more than coffee, but please don’t make me prove it. ☕❤️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on May 29, 2017

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on May 25, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on May 20, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on May 18, 2017

😅 I needed that!

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on May 15, 2017

This joke was on point! Love it! 🎯

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on May 15, 2017

I’m not really a control freak, but can I show you the right way to do that? 😎🔧

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on May 8, 2017

😂 This joke just made my day!

Khalifa (Guest) on May 2, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Mazrui (Guest) on May 1, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Fikiri (Guest) on April 23, 2017

I’m not clumsy. It’s just the floor hates me, the tables and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 😖🛋️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on April 19, 2017

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Frank Sokoine (Guest) on April 19, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

Muslima (Guest) on April 17, 2017

I’ve got to remember this one for later! 😆

Rose Mwinuka (Guest) on April 13, 2017

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Nuru (Guest) on April 5, 2017

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Mwakisu (Guest) on March 30, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on March 21, 2017

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 16, 2017

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Chris Okello (Guest) on March 14, 2017

The first five days after the weekend are always the hardest. 😅🏖️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on February 17, 2017

What’s Beethoven’s favorite fruit? Ba-na-na-na! 🎹🍌

Betty Kimaro (Guest) on February 12, 2017

You can't make everyone happy. You are not a taco. 🌮🤷‍♂️

Jackson Makori (Guest) on February 11, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on February 8, 2017

Why did the golfer bring extra socks? In case he got a hole in one! 🧦⛳

Nashon (Guest) on February 7, 2017

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Mchawi (Guest) on February 7, 2017

Don’t make me adult today. 😬🧸

Baraka (Guest) on February 6, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 4, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 27, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Jane Muthui (Guest) on January 27, 2017

What did the duck say when it bought lipstick? Put it on my bill! 🦆💄