Where do ghosts go for a swim?

Charles Wafula (Guest) on March 20, 2018

I'm not really lazy. I'm just on my energy-saving mode. 💡😴

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on March 12, 2018

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍔😆

Raha (Guest) on March 8, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Abdillah (Guest) on March 2, 2018

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on February 20, 2018

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Kheri (Guest) on February 19, 2018

This is pure comedy gold! 😄

Khadija (Guest) on February 5, 2018

I need six months of vacation, twice a year. 🏖️😂

Nashon (Guest) on January 31, 2018

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Maida (Guest) on January 7, 2018

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Mwagonda (Guest) on January 6, 2018

😄 You got me good!

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 26, 2017

I thought growing old would take longer. 😄👵

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on December 24, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Maida (Guest) on December 19, 2017

😆 Still cracking up!

Halima (Guest) on December 6, 2017

Monday should be optional. 😴⏳

Mwajuma (Guest) on December 5, 2017

What do you call a snowman’s dog? A slush puppy! ⛄🐕

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on December 2, 2017

The bags under my eyes are Chanel. 👜😂

Mwinyi (Guest) on November 24, 2017

My diet for today: 1% food, 99% excuses. 🍩🙃

Khatib (Guest) on November 21, 2017

😆 That punchline was epic!

Asha (Guest) on November 13, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

John Lissu (Guest) on November 13, 2017

Wine is constant proof that God loves us and loves to see us happy. 🍷🙏

Sumaya (Guest) on November 8, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 26, 2017

I love long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on October 22, 2017

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on October 16, 2017

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

John Mwangi (Guest) on October 10, 2017

😁 This is gold!

John Mushi (Guest) on October 3, 2017

If I had a dollar for every time I thought about eating, I’d be rich... and probably still hungry. 🍕💵

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on October 1, 2017

Why do soccer players do well in school? Because they know how to use their heads! ⚽🧠

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 29, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Violet Mumo (Guest) on September 24, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on September 21, 2017

I can’t believe I forgot to go to the gym today. That’s seven years in a row now. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on September 19, 2017

This one really got me, what a punchline! 😆

Habiba (Guest) on September 18, 2017

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Grace Mushi (Guest) on August 30, 2017

😆 Saving this one!

Samuel Were (Guest) on August 25, 2017

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Halimah (Guest) on August 22, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Shamsa (Guest) on August 19, 2017

I’d rather be someone’s shot of whiskey than everyone’s cup of tea. 🥃☕

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 8, 2017

😄 Too good!

Mhina (Guest) on August 5, 2017

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on August 1, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾🏅

Maulid (Guest) on July 19, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 17, 2017

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Anna Mchome (Guest) on July 16, 2017

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on July 7, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on July 6, 2017

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Mary Kidata (Guest) on July 5, 2017

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Hawa (Guest) on June 20, 2017

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨

Biashara (Guest) on June 16, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Frank Macha (Guest) on June 14, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Mwagonda (Guest) on June 13, 2017

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Zakaria (Guest) on June 7, 2017

If my jeans could talk, they’d say, 'Stop eating!' 👖🍕

George Mallya (Guest) on June 5, 2017

😂 I can’t stop laughing!

Amina (Guest) on June 3, 2017

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Rose Waithera (Guest) on May 27, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

John Kamande (Guest) on May 26, 2017

😁 This just made my day!

Grace Mligo (Guest) on May 6, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on April 29, 2017

I wish everything was as easy as getting fat. 🍩😂

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on April 23, 2017

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Robert Okello (Guest) on April 22, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on April 20, 2017

What did one hat say to the other? You stay here, I’ll go on ahead! 🎩🏃‍♂️

James Mduma (Guest) on April 15, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃