Why did the dog keep tripping?

Mariam Kawawa (Guest) on January 4, 2018

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 🤣📞

Josephine (Guest) on January 3, 2018

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Sarah Mbise (Guest) on January 1, 2018

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on December 27, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on December 21, 2017

😂 So funny!

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 21, 2017

What’s a snake’s favorite subject in school? Hiss-tory! 🐍📚

Amir (Guest) on December 7, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Peter Mbise (Guest) on December 6, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

Ann Wambui (Guest) on December 5, 2017

What did the janitor say when he jumped out of the closet? Supplies! 🧹🎉

Mwalimu (Guest) on December 5, 2017

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😆

Aziza (Guest) on November 29, 2017

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on November 21, 2017

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Francis Njeru (Guest) on November 10, 2017

Dear math, I’m not a therapist. Solve your own problems. 📚🤯

Peter Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 8, 2017

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 4, 2017

My wife told me to stop impersonating a flamingo. I had to put my foot down. 🦩😂

Mtumwa (Guest) on November 3, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Chiku (Guest) on October 27, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Salima (Guest) on October 27, 2017

I have to exercise early in the morning before my brain figures out what I’m doing. 🏃‍♂️😴

Ann Wambui (Guest) on October 26, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Farida (Guest) on October 18, 2017

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 18, 2017

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Mary Njeri (Guest) on October 17, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Lydia Wanyama (Guest) on October 8, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on October 7, 2017

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Issack (Guest) on September 7, 2017

😆 This one really got me!

Sumaya (Guest) on September 5, 2017

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on August 25, 2017

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Grace Mligo (Guest) on August 23, 2017

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Monica Lissu (Guest) on July 22, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on July 22, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 14, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 23, 2017

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Susan Wangari (Guest) on June 17, 2017

Why was the broom late for work? It swept in! 🧹⏰

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 16, 2017

If life gives you lemons, freeze them and throw them at people who are annoying. 🍋😂

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on June 13, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Jabir (Guest) on June 12, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Zuhura (Guest) on June 8, 2017

My brain has too many tabs open. 💻🧠

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on June 4, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said extra fries! 🍟🏋️‍♀️

Joyce Mussa (Guest) on May 20, 2017

Absolutely nailed it, what a joke! 😄

James Malima (Guest) on May 12, 2017

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on April 30, 2017

I am one step away from being rich, all I need now is money. 💵🚶‍♂️

Rukia (Guest) on April 27, 2017

I always carry a pen in my pocket, just in case someone gives me their autograph... on a check. ✍️💰

Kiza (Guest) on April 20, 2017

What do you call a fly without wings? A walk! 🪰🚶‍♂️

Diana Mumbua (Guest) on March 27, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Omar (Guest) on March 23, 2017

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Amina (Guest) on March 18, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Sekela (Guest) on February 19, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Wande (Guest) on February 15, 2017

Why don’t koalas count as bears? They don’t have the koalifications! 🐨🎓

Mary Kendi (Guest) on February 8, 2017

😂 I’m dying!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on February 4, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Mwafirika (Guest) on February 1, 2017

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Umi (Guest) on January 26, 2017

Why did the teddy bear skip dessert? Because it was stuffed! 🧸🍰

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on January 23, 2017

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Kassim (Guest) on January 19, 2017

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂

Nora Kidata (Guest) on January 11, 2017

I’m not bossy, I’m the boss. Big difference. 😎👩‍💼

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on January 11, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Rubea (Guest) on January 5, 2017

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Azima (Guest) on January 1, 2017

I don’t suffer from insanity—I enjoy every minute of it. 🤪⏳

Salma (Guest) on January 1, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣