Why do eggs hate jokes?

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on March 16, 2018

The older I get, the earlier it gets late. 🕰️😴

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 14, 2018

😂 I haven’t laughed this hard in a while!

Abubakari (Guest) on March 10, 2018

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Janet Mwikali (Guest) on March 8, 2018

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

Jane Malecela (Guest) on March 3, 2018

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Kazija (Guest) on February 21, 2018

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Janet Sumari (Guest) on February 18, 2018

I’m not shy. I’m holding back my awesomeness so I don’t intimidate you. 🦸‍♂️😎

Lydia Mzindakaya (Guest) on February 13, 2018

Why don’t birds use Facebook? They already tweet! 🐦🐤

Stephen Amollo (Guest) on February 7, 2018

What did the traffic light say to the car? Don’t look, I’m changing! 🚦🚗

Habiba (Guest) on February 6, 2018

How do cows stay up to date? They read the moos-paper! 🐄📰

Nuru (Guest) on January 28, 2018

I love work; it fascinates me. I can sit and watch it for hours. 💻🛋️

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 13, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on December 20, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on December 20, 2017

😆 Totally hilarious!

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on December 19, 2017

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Alice Mrema (Guest) on December 11, 2017

What did the baby corn say to the mama corn? Where’s popcorn? 🌽🍿

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 11, 2017

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Monica Lissu (Guest) on December 3, 2017

Why do seagulls fly over the sea? Because if they flew over the bay, they’d be bagels! 🥯🌊

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on November 26, 2017

You know you’re an adult when you get excited about things like ‘cleaning supplies.’ 🧼🛒

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 24, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Samson Tibaijuka (Guest) on November 22, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

James Malima (Guest) on November 22, 2017

My phone battery lasts longer than most people at work. 📱💼

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on November 18, 2017

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on November 16, 2017

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on November 9, 2017

What do you call a pig that does karate? A pork chop! 🐷🥋

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 6, 2017

Money can’t buy happiness, but it can buy pizza, which is kind of the same thing. 🍕💸

Baridi (Guest) on October 29, 2017

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Zakia (Guest) on October 6, 2017

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Anna Sumari (Guest) on October 3, 2017

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Irene Akoth (Guest) on September 28, 2017

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Martin Otieno (Guest) on September 24, 2017

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Sarah Achieng (Guest) on September 20, 2017

What do you call fake spaghetti? An impasta! 🍝🤡

Leila (Guest) on September 19, 2017

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 18, 2017

What’s a snowman’s favorite snack? Ice Krispies! ⛄🍚

Ndoto (Guest) on September 1, 2017

😆 Bookmarking this!

Saidi (Guest) on September 1, 2017

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Salima (Guest) on August 28, 2017

Why don’t scientists trust atoms? Because they make up everything! ⚛️🤓

Sultan (Guest) on August 23, 2017

Why don’t koalas make great detectives? They’re terrible at following koal-ifications! 🐨🕵️‍♂️

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on August 15, 2017

Dear sleep, I’m sorry we broke up this morning. I want you back! 😴💔

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on July 31, 2017

🤣 This one’s fire!

Peter Otieno (Guest) on July 29, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on July 27, 2017

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Ali (Guest) on July 21, 2017

🤣 Sharing this with everyone!

Muslima (Guest) on July 14, 2017

I don't sweat—I sparkle! ✨😅

Omari (Guest) on July 6, 2017

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on June 29, 2017

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 24, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

Elizabeth Mrema (Guest) on June 19, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Safiya (Guest) on June 12, 2017

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Peter Mbise (Guest) on June 1, 2017

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Masika (Guest) on May 28, 2017

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Majid (Guest) on May 27, 2017

The only time success comes before work is in the dictionary. 📖💼

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 21, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

John Mushi (Guest) on May 4, 2017

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Lucy Kimotho (Guest) on April 28, 2017

Why don’t oysters share their pearls? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪😜

Catherine Mkumbo (Guest) on April 26, 2017

I can resist anything except temptation. 😈😅

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on April 24, 2017

I don’t have a bucket list, but my fucket list is a mile long. 🤷‍♂️😂

Zakia (Guest) on April 24, 2017

😆 I’m still laughing, can’t stop!

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on April 19, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I get older... younger! 😆👶

Issack (Guest) on April 17, 2017

I love sarcasm. It’s like punching people in the face, but with words. 👊💬