Why was the cafeteria clock always behind?

Josephine (Guest) on March 15, 2018

I can’t brain today. I has the dumb. 🧠🤯

Isaac Kiptoo (Guest) on March 13, 2018

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Nora Kidata (Guest) on March 8, 2018

😃 Instant mood boost!

Rose Amukowa (Guest) on March 6, 2018

My alone time is for everyone’s safety. 🚷😅

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on March 4, 2018

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on February 27, 2018

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Rubea (Guest) on February 3, 2018

😂 I can't stop laughing at this one!

Salima (Guest) on February 1, 2018

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on January 30, 2018

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on January 26, 2018

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Josephine (Guest) on January 21, 2018

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on January 20, 2018

I love naps. Like, I literally love them. They make me feel better about wasting the day. 😴🛏️

Robert Okello (Guest) on January 15, 2018

🤣 I’m literally dying of laughter!

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on January 11, 2018

I told my wife she should embrace her mistakes. She gave me a hug. 💑🤣

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 11, 2018

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 9, 2018

Why did the skeleton go to the party alone? He had no body to go with him! 💀🕺

Janet Wambura (Guest) on January 9, 2018

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Halima (Guest) on January 7, 2018

What kind of dog can tell time? A watch dog! 🐕⏰

Charles Wafula (Guest) on January 4, 2018

What do lawyers wear to court? Lawsuits! 👨‍⚖️👔

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on December 26, 2017

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 24, 2017

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Anna Malela (Guest) on December 18, 2017

Sarcasm is my love language. 💬😏

Maneno (Guest) on December 10, 2017

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Francis Mtangi (Guest) on December 8, 2017

Life is too short to remove USB safely. 🔌💻

Mwanahawa (Guest) on December 7, 2017

Why are teddy bears never hungry? Because they’re always stuffed! 🧸🍽️

Nancy Komba (Guest) on December 6, 2017

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Zakia (Guest) on December 2, 2017

😄 Pure comedy gold!

Fatuma (Guest) on November 29, 2017

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Elizabeth Mrope (Guest) on November 24, 2017

Why couldn’t the leopard play hide and seek? Because he was always spotted! 🐆👀

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on October 24, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Abubakari (Guest) on October 22, 2017

Why don’t skeletons go to scary movies? They don’t have the guts! 💀🎬

Ndoto (Guest) on October 12, 2017

I’ve started using my kids as weights. That counts as working out, right? 🏋️‍♂️👶

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on October 11, 2017

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Irene Akoth (Guest) on October 10, 2017

😁 Definitely my new go-to joke!

Zakia (Guest) on October 3, 2017

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Azima (Guest) on September 29, 2017

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Zulekha (Guest) on September 17, 2017

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Peter Otieno (Guest) on September 16, 2017

Laziness is nothing more than the habit of resting before you get tired. 😴💤

Benjamin Kibicho (Guest) on September 9, 2017

😆 I’m dying over here!

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 30, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Robert Okello (Guest) on August 11, 2017

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 6, 2017

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Sofia (Guest) on July 31, 2017

I’m multitasking: I can listen, ignore, and forget all at the same time. 🧠🎧

Jafari (Guest) on July 30, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Neema (Guest) on July 26, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Shamim (Guest) on July 18, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Sofia (Guest) on July 10, 2017

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on July 10, 2017

Exercise? I thought you said 'extra fries'! 🍟😂

Masika (Guest) on July 4, 2017

Sarcasm is the body’s natural defense against stupidity. 😜🛡️

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on July 3, 2017

That awkward moment when you leave a store without buying anything and all you can think is 'act natural, you’re innocent.' 🏬😅

Tambwe (Guest) on June 29, 2017

I'm on the 'I-just-ate' diet. It's working perfectly. 🍕💪

Wande (Guest) on June 18, 2017

Sorry for the mean, awful, accurate things I said. 😜💬

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on June 9, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Shani (Guest) on May 26, 2017

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on May 19, 2017

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on May 19, 2017

😄 Perfect joke!

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on May 16, 2017

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on May 12, 2017

What did the fish say when it hit the wall? Dam! 🐠🚧

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on May 4, 2017

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Leila (Guest) on April 28, 2017

What do you call a magic dog? A labracadabrador! 🐕✨