What did the calculator say to the other calculator on Valentine’s Day?

Kijakazi (Guest) on March 26, 2017

I don’t go crazy. I am crazy. I just go normal from time to time. 🤯😜

Safiya (Guest) on March 21, 2017

Why did the invisible man turn down the job offer? He couldn’t see himself doing it! 👻🚫

Joy Wacera (Guest) on March 21, 2017

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mwafirika (Guest) on March 17, 2017

I’m not lazy, I’m on energy-saving mode. 💤🔋

Richard Mulwa (Guest) on March 7, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Mashaka (Guest) on March 3, 2017

I can’t wait to tell this joke at my next party! 🎉

Daniel Obura (Guest) on February 28, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on February 21, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Martin Otieno (Guest) on February 20, 2017

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on February 19, 2017

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

Khalifa (Guest) on February 19, 2017

😄 What a joke!

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on February 14, 2017

Why did the musician bring a ladder to the concert? To reach the high notes! 🎶🎵

Faiza (Guest) on January 17, 2017

🤣 This one got me good!

Mwafirika (Guest) on January 7, 2017

Why did the tree go to the dentist? It needed a root canal! 🌳🦷

Jamila (Guest) on January 6, 2017

They say 'don’t try this at home,' so I’m coming over to your house to try it. 🚶‍♂️🏡

Anna Sumari (Guest) on December 31, 2016

Some days, I amaze myself. Other days, I look for my phone while I’m talking on it. 📱🤦‍♀️

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on December 18, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Chiku (Guest) on December 10, 2016

I’m not saying I’m Wonder Woman, but have you ever seen me and Wonder Woman in the same room? 🦸‍♀️🤫

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 24, 2016

I thought I wanted a career, turns out I just wanted paychecks. 💼💸

Christopher Oloo (Guest) on November 21, 2016

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

David Musyoka (Guest) on November 20, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Issack (Guest) on October 28, 2016

Why don’t mountains get cold in the winter? They wear snowcaps! 🏔️❄️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 27, 2016

How do you know the ocean is friendly? It waves! 🌊👋

Asha (Guest) on October 15, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Kahina (Guest) on October 14, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Jafari (Guest) on October 10, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on October 9, 2016

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Fikiri (Guest) on September 29, 2016

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Monica Lissu (Guest) on September 23, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

Mashaka (Guest) on September 21, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Juma (Guest) on September 20, 2016

In my defense, I was left unsupervised. 🙆‍♂️😂

Betty Cheruiyot (Guest) on August 18, 2016

It’s not that I’m lazy, I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😂

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on August 14, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on July 14, 2016

Why buy it for $7 when you can make it yourself with $92 worth of craft supplies? ✂️🧵

Fadhila (Guest) on July 11, 2016

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on June 27, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 26, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Jafari (Guest) on June 24, 2016

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Lucy Mahiga (Guest) on June 18, 2016

I’m so good at sleeping, I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😄

Janet Wambura (Guest) on June 18, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on June 4, 2016

My bed is a magical place where I suddenly remember everything I forgot to do. 🛏️💭

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on May 31, 2016

Why did the phone break up with the charger? It couldn’t handle the power struggle! 📱🔋

Faith Kariuki (Guest) on May 19, 2016

If you can't remember my name, just say 'coffee,' and I'll turn around. ☕🙋‍♀️

Violet Mumo (Guest) on May 19, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Linda Karimi (Guest) on May 17, 2016

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Joyce Aoko (Guest) on May 15, 2016

Why was the belt arrested? It held up a pair of pants! 👖🚨

Nchi (Guest) on May 3, 2016

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Biashara (Guest) on May 3, 2016

I love deadlines. I like the whooshing sound they make as they fly by. 🕒✈️

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 30, 2016

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

David Kawawa (Guest) on April 26, 2016

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on April 16, 2016

Why don’t oysters donate to charity? Because they’re shellfish! 🦪💰

Zawadi (Guest) on April 4, 2016

I don't need a hair stylist. My pillow gives me a new hairstyle every morning. 🛏️💇‍♂️

Nashon (Guest) on March 25, 2016

I’ve had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😜⏳

Mwajabu (Guest) on March 20, 2016

Why don’t elephants use computers? They’re afraid of the mouse! 🐘🖱️

Furaha (Guest) on March 17, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on March 14, 2016

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on March 1, 2016

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on February 22, 2016

Why did the bicycle fall over? It was two-tired! 🚴‍♀️😴

George Ndungu (Guest) on February 14, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Rahma (Guest) on February 9, 2016

😂 This is too funny!