What do you get when you throw a lot of books into the ocean?

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on January 14, 2017

What’s the best way to watch a fly fishing tournament? Live stream! 🎣📺

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on January 13, 2017

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on January 11, 2017

😄 You got me!

Selemani (Guest) on January 7, 2017

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Michael Mboya (Guest) on January 6, 2017

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Patrick Akech (Guest) on January 5, 2017

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

Umi (Guest) on January 4, 2017

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Zuhura (Guest) on January 2, 2017

😂 I need to save this one forever!

Esther Nyambura (Guest) on December 17, 2016

😅 I’m still cracking up!

Bernard Oduor (Guest) on December 12, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

John Mushi (Guest) on December 4, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on December 2, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Victor Sokoine (Guest) on November 22, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Latifa (Guest) on November 13, 2016

What does a skeleton order at a restaurant? Spare ribs! 💀🍖

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on November 12, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Rehema (Guest) on November 11, 2016

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Salima (Guest) on November 10, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📅

Mwanaisha (Guest) on November 10, 2016

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 10, 2016

😆 I’m dying over here!

James Kimani (Guest) on November 6, 2016

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Hashim (Guest) on November 6, 2016

I’ve reached the age where my brain goes from 'You probably shouldn’t say that' to 'What the heck, let’s see what happens'. 🤷‍♂️🤭

Mwanais (Guest) on November 2, 2016

If at first, you don’t succeed, then skydiving definitely isn’t for you. 🪂❌

George Tenga (Guest) on October 29, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

David Ochieng (Guest) on October 18, 2016

Sleep is my drug... my bed is my dealer, and my alarm clock is the police. 🛏️😴

Mercy Atieno (Guest) on October 15, 2016

I cleaned my house yesterday, which is odd because we still live in it today. 🏡🧼

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 13, 2016

This joke just turned my whole mood around! 😃

Jacob Kiplangat (Guest) on October 12, 2016

What’s a pig’s favorite karate move? The pork chop! 🐷🥋

Janet Sumari (Guest) on October 8, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Kheri (Guest) on October 7, 2016

I’m not weird, I’m limited edition. 🦄😜

Elizabeth Mtei (Guest) on October 1, 2016

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on September 30, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Andrew Odhiambo (Guest) on September 21, 2016

Why did the baker go to therapy? He had too much on his plate! 🍰🛋️

John Lissu (Guest) on September 20, 2016

Why did the banana go to the doctor? It wasn’t peeling well! 🍌🤒

Salma (Guest) on September 13, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. ☕👨‍💼

Rubea (Guest) on September 10, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Abubakar (Guest) on September 5, 2016

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Nancy Komba (Guest) on September 5, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on August 29, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Issack (Guest) on August 29, 2016

To err is human, to blame it on someone else shows management potential. 💼🤣

John Kamande (Guest) on August 25, 2016

Why did the man take his clock to the vet? It had ticks! 🕰️🐾

Rahma (Guest) on August 23, 2016

Some people just need a high-five. In the face. With a chair. 🪑✋

Abdillah (Guest) on August 15, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

George Mallya (Guest) on August 15, 2016

Why did the golfer bring a spare pencil? In case he got a hole in one! ⛳✏️

Irene Makena (Guest) on August 9, 2016

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Sharon Kibiru (Guest) on August 8, 2016

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Zainab (Guest) on July 24, 2016

I need a six-month vacation, twice a year. 🏝️😅

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 22, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Makame (Guest) on July 17, 2016

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on July 16, 2016

😁 This made my day!

Mzee (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Why did the tomato turn red? Because it saw the salad dressing! 🍅👗

Mhina (Guest) on July 13, 2016

What do you call a fish without an eye? Fsh! 🐟👁️

Jabir (Guest) on July 12, 2016

I would lose weight, but I don’t like losing. 🏋️‍♂️😆

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 2, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Sarafina (Guest) on June 28, 2016

I’ve found the recipe for happiness. Can someone just send me some money to buy the ingredients? 💸😆

Hekima (Guest) on June 25, 2016

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on June 23, 2016

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Daniel Obura (Guest) on June 18, 2016

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Carol Nyakio (Guest) on June 12, 2016

Who needs a superhero when you have a mom? 🦸‍♀️❤️

Joseph Kitine (Guest) on May 28, 2016

😄 Nailed it!

Raha (Guest) on May 26, 2016

😆 Saving this one!