What kind of music do mummies like best?

Mzee (Guest) on April 19, 2017

Why do cows have hooves instead of feet? Because they lactose! 🐄🦶

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on April 15, 2017

Why did I wake up tired? I went to bed tired. 🛌😴

Nahida (Guest) on April 11, 2017

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Irene Akoth (Guest) on April 8, 2017

Sometimes I talk to myself. Then we both laugh. 😂👥

David Nyerere (Guest) on April 1, 2017

Why are spiders great at websites? Because they’re always catching bugs! 🕷️💻

Moses Mwita (Guest) on March 17, 2017

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Joseph Mallya (Guest) on March 16, 2017

Haha, this is the best laugh I've had all week! 😁

Nashon (Guest) on March 8, 2017

I don’t care if the glass is half full or half empty. I’m just glad it’s not a shot glass. 🥃🍹

James Kawawa (Guest) on March 1, 2017

😄 You got me!

Salum (Guest) on February 21, 2017

I told my wife she was drawing her eyebrows too high. She looked surprised. 😲👀

Janet Wambura (Guest) on February 20, 2017

I love my computer because my friends live in it. 💻💖

Henry Mollel (Guest) on January 31, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Susan Wangari (Guest) on January 22, 2017

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Nchi (Guest) on January 18, 2017

What’s brown and sticky? A stick! 🌿😂

John Lissu (Guest) on January 13, 2017

The best part of going to work is coming back home. 🏡💼

Furaha (Guest) on January 9, 2017

How do you make holy water? You boil the hell out of it! 💧🔥

Asha (Guest) on December 25, 2016

How do trees access the internet? They log in! 🌲💻

Ruth Wanjiku (Guest) on December 23, 2016

Sometimes I pretend to be normal, but it gets boring, so I go back to being me. 🎭🦸‍♂️

Majid (Guest) on December 22, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️💡

Shamsa (Guest) on December 17, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Ahmed (Guest) on December 15, 2016

I don’t know how to act my age because I’ve never been this age before. 🤔🎂

Ruth Mtangi (Guest) on December 5, 2016

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Maimuna (Guest) on November 20, 2016

If we’re not supposed to have midnight snacks, why is there a light in the fridge? 🧀🌙

Henry Mollel (Guest) on November 18, 2016

I am so good at sleeping I can do it with my eyes closed. 😴😂

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on November 8, 2016

I like long walks, especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️😜

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 7, 2016

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on October 29, 2016

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on October 25, 2016

What did one wall say to the other? Meet you at the corner! 🧱😎

Zakaria (Guest) on October 25, 2016

What do you call cheese that isn’t yours? Nacho cheese! 🧀🤣

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 21, 2016

I finally figured out what I want to be when I grow up: a kid again. 👶🤣

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on October 20, 2016

What do you call a bear that’s stuck in the rain? A drizzly bear! 🐻🌧️

Simon Kiprono (Guest) on October 18, 2016

I told myself I should stop drinking, but I’m not about to listen to a drunk who talks to himself. 🍺😂

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on October 14, 2016

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Nora Kidata (Guest) on September 24, 2016

I wasn’t born to 'just get things done'—I was born to confuse people with my nonsense. 🤯🤪

Moses Kipkemboi (Guest) on September 23, 2016

😂 So funny!

Samson Mahiga (Guest) on September 20, 2016

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Umi (Guest) on September 18, 2016

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Nuru (Guest) on September 7, 2016

I don’t need an inspirational quote, I need coffee. ☕📖

Warda (Guest) on August 17, 2016

What’s a cat’s favorite color? Purr-ple! 🐱💜

Emily Chepngeno (Guest) on August 7, 2016

Calories don’t count if you eat with friends. 🍰👯‍♂️

Kazija (Guest) on July 31, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on July 30, 2016

Never put off until tomorrow what you can avoid altogether. 📅🙅‍♂️

Hekima (Guest) on July 27, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Robert Ndunguru (Guest) on July 23, 2016

I only know 25 letters of the alphabet. I don’t know Y. 🔠🤔

Robert Okello (Guest) on July 23, 2016

😂 Can't stop laughing!

Maulid (Guest) on June 19, 2016

Why did the robot go on vacation? It needed to recharge! 🤖🔌

Patrick Mutua (Guest) on June 18, 2016

I love my six-pack so much, I protect it with a layer of fat. 🧍‍♂️🍔

John Mwangi (Guest) on June 12, 2016

I have a speed limit of 30 minutes per hour. 🐢⏳

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on June 8, 2016

😅 I needed that laugh!

Anna Mahiga (Guest) on June 6, 2016

How do you throw a space party? You planet! 🪐🎉

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 2, 2016

I think my guardian angel drinks. 😇🍷

Grace Minja (Guest) on June 1, 2016

I like to pretend my dog understands me better than most humans. 🐕💬

Victor Mwalimu (Guest) on May 25, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Mchawi (Guest) on May 5, 2016

Why don’t lobsters ever share? They’re too shellfish! 🦞🙅‍♂️

Mjaka (Guest) on April 30, 2016

Haha, this joke is a keeper! 📌

Miriam Mchome (Guest) on April 25, 2016

What did one plate say to the other? Lunch is on me! 🍽️🍽️

John Malisa (Guest) on April 24, 2016

I feel like I should clean the house, so I’m going to lie down and nap until that feeling passes. 🧹🛌

Joseph Njoroge (Guest) on April 21, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Sultan (Guest) on April 20, 2016

A day without sunshine is like, you know, night. 🌞🌙

Tabu (Guest) on April 14, 2016

I’m on a whiskey diet. I’ve lost three days already. 🥃😂