Samuel Were (Guest) on June 16, 2017

My bank account is like a waterfall. Just constant flow... of money going away. 💸🏞️

Latifa (Guest) on June 7, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Grace Njuguna (Guest) on June 4, 2017

Wine is to women as duct tape is to men—it fixes everything. 🍷😂

Binti (Guest) on May 31, 2017

😆 I’m bookmarking this for later!

Mohamed (Guest) on May 19, 2017

You know you’re getting old when your candles cost more than your cake. 🎂🔥

Safiya (Guest) on May 14, 2017

😂 This is a keeper!

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on May 2, 2017

My idea of housework is to sweep the room with a glance. 👀🧹

Anna Kibwana (Guest) on April 27, 2017

How do you tell a vampire has a cold? By his coffin! 🧛‍♂️🤧

John Mushi (Guest) on April 26, 2017

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Mariam (Guest) on April 14, 2017

I’ve reached the age where my train of thought often leaves the station without me. 🚉😅

Majid (Guest) on April 5, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the freezer? He wanted cold hard cash! 💵❄️

Ann Wambui (Guest) on April 5, 2017

I'm on that new diet where you eat everything and hope for a miracle. 🍰😂

Maulid (Guest) on April 1, 2017

I can’t cook, but I can follow directions—so if I fail, it’s the recipe’s fault. 🍳🤷‍♂️

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on March 26, 2017

Running late is my cardio. 🕒🏃‍♀️

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on March 2, 2017

I’m great at multitasking. I can waste time, be unproductive, and procrastinate all at once. ⏳🙃

Kijakazi (Guest) on February 27, 2017

What kind of shoes do frogs wear? Open toad sandals! 🐸👡

Tabu (Guest) on February 16, 2017

Why don’t sharks eat clowns? Because they taste funny! 🦈🤡

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on February 15, 2017

You never realize how boring your life is until someone asks what you do for fun. 🎮🤔

David Nyerere (Guest) on February 15, 2017

😅 I needed that laugh!

Rashid (Guest) on February 4, 2017

What did one ocean say to the other? Nothing, they just waved! 🌊👋

Rubea (Guest) on January 24, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Alice Mwikali (Guest) on January 20, 2017

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Athumani (Guest) on December 14, 2016

I have a degree in sarcasm. 🎓😏

Ahmed (Guest) on December 10, 2016

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Alice Wanjiru (Guest) on December 9, 2016

What’s black, white, and read all over? A newspaper! 📰🖤

Biashara (Guest) on December 4, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts! 🦴😂

Irene Akoth (Guest) on December 2, 2016

Brilliant! The timing was perfect! ⏰

Shukuru (Guest) on November 28, 2016

If we were on a sinking ship and there was only one life vest... I would miss you so much. 🛳️💦

Daudi (Guest) on November 24, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Stephen Kikwete (Guest) on November 19, 2016

What do you call a pile of cats? A meow-ntain! 🐱⛰️

David Chacha (Guest) on November 8, 2016

I don't need anger management. I need people to stop annoying me! 😡🛑

Kijakazi (Guest) on October 23, 2016

I’m not weird; I’m limited edition. 😜🦄

Nassar (Guest) on October 23, 2016

Sorry, I can’t come to the phone right now. I’m busy being fabulous. 📞😎

Chris Okello (Guest) on October 19, 2016

I'm on a whiskey diet. I've lost three days already. 🥃🕰️

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 19, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🚀🎉

Jackson Makori (Guest) on September 24, 2016

The road to success is always under construction. 🚧🏗️

Kenneth Murithi (Guest) on September 17, 2016

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Nchi (Guest) on September 10, 2016

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Janet Sumaye (Guest) on September 5, 2016

Coffee: because adulting is hard. 😩☕

Issack (Guest) on September 4, 2016

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Zainab (Guest) on August 25, 2016

If Monday had a face, I’d punch it. 🥊📆

Michael Mboya (Guest) on August 15, 2016

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Mwafirika (Guest) on August 8, 2016

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Anna Sumari (Guest) on August 8, 2016

😂 I’m completely obsessed with this!

Samuel Omondi (Guest) on August 2, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

Jamila (Guest) on July 27, 2016

My life is a constant battle between wanting to be healthy and eating cupcakes. 🧁🥗

Warda (Guest) on July 27, 2016

How do you catch a squirrel? Climb a tree and act like a nut! 🐿️🌰

Mwajuma (Guest) on July 24, 2016

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧠🤯

Azima (Guest) on July 7, 2016

Life is short. Smile while you still have teeth. 😁🦷

Rose Kiwanga (Guest) on July 4, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on June 28, 2016

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Masika (Guest) on June 23, 2016

How do construction workers party? They raise the roof! 👷‍♂️🏗️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on June 15, 2016

I run like the winded. 🏃‍♂️💨

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on June 11, 2016

I don’t procrastinate; I reschedule. 🗓️😜

Husna (Guest) on June 2, 2016

What does a nosy pepper do? Gets jalapeño business! 🌶️🤭

Peter Mugendi (Guest) on May 20, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Salma (Guest) on May 19, 2016

Whoever said money can’t buy happiness didn’t know where to shop. 💵🛍️

Charles Mboje (Guest) on May 18, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Jane Malecela (Guest) on May 17, 2016

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Hellen Nduta (Guest) on May 16, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬