Where do polar bears keep their money?

Monica Adhiambo (Guest) on March 12, 2017

I spend my whole day thinking about food and then I wonder why I’m gaining weight. 🍕😅

Rose Waithera (Guest) on March 8, 2017

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a kangaroo? A woolly jumper! 🐑🦘

Zulekha (Guest) on February 26, 2017

😂 Sharing right away!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 13, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Grace Minja (Guest) on February 7, 2017

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔

Nyota (Guest) on February 6, 2017

😂 I’m saving this one!

Edward Chepkoech (Guest) on January 27, 2017

Life status: Currently holding it all together with one bobby pin. 💇‍♀️😆

Philip Nyaga (Guest) on January 25, 2017

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Mgeni (Guest) on January 22, 2017

I always arrive late at the office, but I make up for it by leaving early. ⏰💼

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on January 19, 2017

What kind of car does an egg drive? A yolkswagen! 🚗🥚

Fadhili (Guest) on January 15, 2017

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Ann Wambui (Guest) on January 14, 2017

😁 Added to my favorites!

Mchawi (Guest) on January 11, 2017

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Esther Cheruiyot (Guest) on January 8, 2017

😂 I’m sending this to everyone I know!

Margaret Anyango (Guest) on January 3, 2017

I don’t need to be perfect. I need to be caffeinated. ☕😆

Rahim (Guest) on December 31, 2016

Don’t give up on your dreams, keep sleeping! 😴💤

Mary Kendi (Guest) on December 27, 2016

I’m sorry, did I roll my eyes out loud? 🙄💬

George Mallya (Guest) on December 17, 2016

I’m on a 30-day diet. So far, I’ve lost 15 days. 🗓️🍔

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on December 7, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 2, 2016

What do you get when you cross a sheep and a bee? Bah-humbug! 🐑🐝

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on December 1, 2016

I needed this laugh, thanks for sharing! 😅

Amir (Guest) on November 30, 2016

What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing, it just let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Leila (Guest) on November 30, 2016

I always give 100% at work—12% on Monday, 23% on Tuesday, 40% on Wednesday... 📅😂

Mustafa (Guest) on November 22, 2016

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Edith Cherotich (Guest) on November 16, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

Fadhila (Guest) on November 8, 2016

😆 Can’t stop laughing!

Abdillah (Guest) on November 7, 2016

I’m still laughing, that was too good! 🤣

Maneno (Guest) on November 5, 2016

I’m definitely sharing this with my friends! 😆

Charles Wafula (Guest) on November 3, 2016

I don’t trip, I do random gravity checks. 🌍🤣

Shukuru (Guest) on October 28, 2016

I wish I were a little kid so I could take a long nap and everyone would be proud of me. 🍼😴

Anna Mchome (Guest) on October 25, 2016

I love sleep because it’s like a time machine to breakfast. 🛏️🥞

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on October 24, 2016

Why do ducks always pay with cash? Because they don’t like bills! 🦆💵

Abubakar (Guest) on October 19, 2016

I hate when I’m singing a song and the artist gets the words wrong. 🎤🤷‍♀️

Chum (Guest) on October 12, 2016

Why do chickens sit on eggs? Because they don’t have chairs! 🐔🥚

Victor Kimario (Guest) on October 9, 2016

What did the big chimney say to the little chimney? You’re too young to smoke! 🏠🚭

Dorothy Mwakalindile (Guest) on October 2, 2016

This joke deserves an award! 🏆

Mwajuma (Guest) on September 23, 2016

If Cinderella’s shoe fit perfectly, why did it fall off? 👠🤔

Rose Waithera (Guest) on September 22, 2016

I put my phone in airplane mode, but it’s not flying! ✈️📱

Maimuna (Guest) on September 17, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Francis Njeru (Guest) on September 7, 2016

I'm not short. I'm just concentrated awesome! 👌😂

Mwachumu (Guest) on September 6, 2016

My wallet is like an onion. Opening it makes me cry. 💸😭

Lydia Mutheu (Guest) on August 25, 2016

What’s a pirate’s favorite vegetable? Arrrrtichoke! 🏴‍☠️🥬

David Musyoka (Guest) on August 2, 2016

Sometimes I drink water—just to surprise my liver. 🥤😂

Mohamed (Guest) on August 2, 2016

😆 Totally hilarious!

Hamida (Guest) on July 29, 2016

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Stephen Mushi (Guest) on July 22, 2016

How do you make a tissue dance? Put a little boogie in it! 🤧💃

Ibrahim (Guest) on July 15, 2016

Why don’t some fish play piano? Because you can’t tuna fish! 🐟🎹

Maimuna (Guest) on July 13, 2016

Why are skeletons so calm? Nothing gets under their skin! 💀😌

Furaha (Guest) on July 12, 2016

🤣 That twist at the end, though!

Alex Nyamweya (Guest) on July 7, 2016

Why did the clock go to therapy? It had too many issues with time! 🕰️🛋️

Mjaka (Guest) on July 6, 2016

Haha, my sides hurt from laughing so much! 🤣

Agnes Njeri (Guest) on July 6, 2016

Why did the pirate go to school? To improve his arrrrr-ticulation! 🏴‍☠️📚

Faiza (Guest) on June 26, 2016

I used to think I was indecisive, but now I’m not so sure. 🤷‍♂️😅

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 18, 2016

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Mariam (Guest) on June 13, 2016

Why do they call it rush hour when nothing moves? 🚗😠

Anna Malela (Guest) on June 10, 2016

How does a taco say grace? Lettuce pray! 🌮🙏

Henry Mollel (Guest) on June 6, 2016

😆 Still cracking up!

Tabitha Okumu (Guest) on May 30, 2016

What do you call a sleeping bull? A bulldozer! 🐂💤

Anthony Kariuki (Guest) on May 25, 2016

🤣 Brilliant joke!

Mwanaisha (Guest) on May 18, 2016

There’s no 'we' in fries. 🍟🚫