Why couldn’t the ghost see his parents?

Victor Malima (Guest) on March 6, 2017

Why did the orange stop? It ran out of juice! 🍊🔋

Ann Wambui (Guest) on March 2, 2017

Some people wake up drowsy. Some people wake up energized. I wake up dead. 🧟‍♂️😅

Abubakar (Guest) on February 28, 2017

Some days I amaze myself. Other days, I put my keys in the fridge. 🔑🧊

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on February 26, 2017

What do you get when you cross a dog with a phone? A golden receiver! 🐕📞

Furaha (Guest) on February 21, 2017

😅 I’m still laughing!

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on February 17, 2017

Wow, this joke is a total winner! 🏆

Saidi (Guest) on February 3, 2017

🤣 This one got me good!

Nancy Kawawa (Guest) on January 25, 2017

🤣 Pure genius!

Athumani (Guest) on January 17, 2017

This joke just made my day—hilarious! 🤣

Moses Mwita (Guest) on January 15, 2017

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Alice Mrema (Guest) on January 15, 2017

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Hawa (Guest) on January 14, 2017

My house was clean last week. Sorry you missed it. 🏡🙃

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on January 13, 2017

Whoever said laughter is the best medicine clearly hasn’t tried chocolate. 🍫😂

Lucy Wangui (Guest) on January 9, 2017

😁 This just made my day!

Dorothy Nkya (Guest) on January 6, 2017

How does a cucumber become a pickle? It goes through a jarring experience! 🥒🥒

Nashon (Guest) on January 5, 2017

Why did the man put his money in the blender? He wanted to make some liquid assets! 💸🍹

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on December 30, 2016

I am not lazy, I am on power-saving mode. ⚡😌

Binti (Guest) on December 21, 2016

I decided to take an aerobics class. I bent, twisted, gyrated, and jumped. And then I got stuck in my leotard. 🩳😂

Makame (Guest) on December 17, 2016

My goal this weekend is to move just enough so people know I’m not dead. 🛋️😂

Majid (Guest) on December 15, 2016

Why don’t eggs tell jokes? They’d crack each other up! 🥚🤣

Sarafina (Guest) on December 13, 2016

Why don’t basketball players ever go on vacation? They’re afraid of traveling! 🏀✈️

Grace Majaliwa (Guest) on December 5, 2016

Why did the picture go to jail? It was framed! 🖼️🚨

Joy Wacera (Guest) on November 24, 2016

Did you hear about the kidnapping at the playground? They woke up! 🛝🤣

Neema (Guest) on November 24, 2016

I don’t make mistakes. I date them. 💔😂

Kassim (Guest) on November 12, 2016

I didn’t see that punchline coming—hilarious! 🤣

Mwanajuma (Guest) on November 9, 2016

Why don’t skeletons fight each other? They don’t have the guts. 💀🥋

Hashim (Guest) on November 9, 2016

Why did the farmer win the lottery? Because he was outstanding in his field! 🌾💵

Mary Kendi (Guest) on November 7, 2016

What’s a skeleton’s least favorite room in the house? The living room! 💀🛋️

Tabu (Guest) on October 19, 2016

😃 Mood instantly lifted!

Nora Lowassa (Guest) on October 4, 2016

A balanced diet means a cupcake in each hand. 🧁🤲

Kijakazi (Guest) on September 27, 2016

I had my patience tested. I’m negative. 😂⏳

Binti (Guest) on September 24, 2016

I’ve tried yoga, but I find stress less boring. 🧘‍♂️😆

Rahim (Guest) on September 22, 2016

Why can’t you trust stairs? Because they’re always up to something! 🛗🤔

Alice Jebet (Guest) on August 24, 2016

What did the left eye say to the right eye? Between us, something smells! 👀👃

Halima (Guest) on August 23, 2016

Why can’t you give Elsa a balloon? Because she’ll let it go! 🎈❄️

James Kimani (Guest) on August 21, 2016

I won’t be impressed with technology until I can download food. 🍔💻

Ali (Guest) on August 12, 2016

This joke is a keeper for sure! 😁

Monica Lissu (Guest) on August 12, 2016

I used to have superpowers, but my therapist took them away. 🦸‍♀️😅

Athumani (Guest) on August 6, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Charles Mrope (Guest) on August 1, 2016

What’s orange and sounds like a parrot? A carrot! 🥕🦜

Binti (Guest) on July 31, 2016

Why don’t skeletons go to parties? They have no body to dance with! 🦴🎉

David Ochieng (Guest) on July 27, 2016

I have a lot of growing up to do. I realized that the other day inside my fort. 🏰🤣

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on July 22, 2016

🤣 This joke is just too good!

Patrick Kidata (Guest) on July 14, 2016

Love this! Keep them coming! 😁

Yusra (Guest) on July 10, 2016

How do bees get to school? By school buzz! 🐝🚌

Henry Sokoine (Guest) on July 10, 2016

🤣 Didn’t see it coming!

Anna Mchome (Guest) on June 27, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Ann Awino (Guest) on June 27, 2016

I love deadlines. I love the whooshing noise they make as they go by. ⏳🏃‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on June 25, 2016

When nothing goes right, go left. ⬅️🧭

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on June 23, 2016

😂 Can’t wait to share this!

Nassar (Guest) on June 18, 2016

How do you organize a space party? You planet! 🌌🪐

Nancy Komba (Guest) on June 2, 2016

😅 Needed this laugh, thanks!

Agnes Lowassa (Guest) on May 31, 2016

😄 You totally won the internet today!

Grace Minja (Guest) on May 20, 2016

I’m not arguing, I’m just explaining why I’m right. 🤷‍♂️😎

Edwin Ndambuki (Guest) on May 18, 2016

I'm not lazy; I’m just highly motivated to do nothing. 🛋️😆

Masika (Guest) on May 14, 2016

I love you with all my belly. I would say my heart, but my belly is bigger. ❤️🍔

Mwalimu (Guest) on May 14, 2016

What do you call a chicken staring at lettuce? Chicken Caesar salad! 🐔🥗

Grace Wairimu (Guest) on May 5, 2016

🤣 Sharing this right now!

Mary Kidata (Guest) on April 30, 2016

😆 Saving this one!

Selemani (Guest) on April 25, 2016

I was having a bad day until I read this! 😅