What do ghosts use to wash their hair?

Elijah Mutua (Guest) on January 18, 2016

How do you stop a bull from charging? Cancel its credit card! 🐃💳

Wilson Ombati (Guest) on January 8, 2016

Why was the math book always confused? It couldn’t figure anything out! 📘🤷‍♂️

Lydia Mahiga (Guest) on January 1, 2016

Why did the electrician break up with the light bulb? It was too high-maintenance! 💡💔

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on December 28, 2015

😆 I’m literally in stitches right now!

Bakari (Guest) on December 5, 2015

If stress burned calories, I’d be a supermodel. 🔥😅

Sumaya (Guest) on December 2, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📜

Thomas Mtaki (Guest) on November 28, 2015

🤣 Didn’t see that coming!

Tabu (Guest) on November 25, 2015

How does a vampire start a letter? Tomb it may concern… 🧛‍♂️✉️

Mary Sokoine (Guest) on November 20, 2015

I followed my heart, and it led me to the fridge. 💖🍕

Maimuna (Guest) on November 16, 2015

I like long walks—especially when they’re taken by people who annoy me. 🚶‍♂️👋

Patrick Akech (Guest) on November 13, 2015

What do you call a bear with no teeth? A gummy bear! 🐻🍬

Rose Lowassa (Guest) on November 13, 2015

I’m not a complete idiot. Some parts are missing. 🧩🤯

Moses Mwita (Guest) on November 10, 2015

Life is too short to be serious all the time. So, if you can’t laugh at yourself, call me—I’ll laugh at you. 😂📞

Mariam Hassan (Guest) on November 7, 2015

😆 I’m dying over here!

Rose Waithera (Guest) on October 30, 2015

My hobbies include eating and complaining that I’m gaining weight. 🍕📏

Frank Macha (Guest) on October 28, 2015

I smile because I don’t know what’s going on. 😁🤷‍♂️

Janet Mbithe (Guest) on October 28, 2015

What kind of shoes do ninjas wear? Sneakers! 🥷👟

Rashid (Guest) on October 27, 2015

Why don’t you ever see elephants hiding in trees? Because they’re so good at it! 🐘🌳

Paul Ndomba (Guest) on October 12, 2015

At my age, I need glasses... just to find my glasses. 👓😜

Margaret Mahiga (Guest) on October 8, 2015

😅 I needed that laugh!

George Mallya (Guest) on October 4, 2015

😆 Rolling on the floor!

Henry Mollel (Guest) on September 30, 2015

Why do they call it beauty sleep when you wake up looking like a troll? 🛏️🧌

Fredrick Mutiso (Guest) on September 26, 2015

I can’t believe how funny this is! 😂

Khalifa (Guest) on September 25, 2015

What’s a cow’s favorite place to go? The moo-vies! 🐄🎥

Thomas Mwakalindile (Guest) on September 16, 2015

I tried to be normal once. Worst two minutes of my life. ⏱️😆

Andrew Mahiga (Guest) on September 12, 2015

I'm not clumsy. It's just the floor hates me, the table and chairs are bullies, and the walls get in my way. 🤕🏠

Ann Awino (Guest) on September 3, 2015

Why did the coffee file a police report? It got mugged! ☕🚔

Fikiri (Guest) on August 27, 2015

Be yourself. Everyone else is already taken. 🧍‍♂️🤷‍♀️

Baridi (Guest) on August 23, 2015

I’m not bossy, I just know what you should be doing. 😎👩‍💼

Khadija (Guest) on August 19, 2015

Running is great. Unless you faint. 🏃‍♀️🥵

Joyce Nkya (Guest) on July 30, 2015

I’m writing a book. I’ve got the page numbers done. 📚😆

Rashid (Guest) on July 26, 2015

What’s brown and rhymes with Snoop? Dr. Poop! 💩🎤

Farida (Guest) on July 22, 2015

I have a love-hate relationship with Mondays. I love to hate them. 😡📅

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on July 20, 2015

I'd agree with you, but then we’d both be wrong. 🤔🤷‍♂️

Jane Malecela (Guest) on July 16, 2015

Why don’t melons get married? Because they cantaloupe! 🍈💍

Ann Wambui (Guest) on July 6, 2015

Why are pirates great singers? Because they can hit the high Cs! 🏴‍☠️🎶

Andrew Mchome (Guest) on June 26, 2015

I'm not great at advice. Can I interest you in a sarcastic comment? 😏🤔

David Ochieng (Guest) on June 24, 2015

The fridge is a clear example that what matters is on the inside. 🥶🍰

Charles Wafula (Guest) on June 16, 2015

I don’t need an inspirational quote. I need coffee. ☕📖

Ramadhan (Guest) on June 15, 2015

I’m reading a book on anti-gravity. It’s impossible to put down! 📖😆

Hashim (Guest) on June 13, 2015

Why don’t skeletons play music in church? Because they don’t have organs! ⛪🎶

Alice Mrema (Guest) on June 13, 2015

How do you know carrots are good for your eyes? Because you never see rabbits wearing glasses! 🥕🐰👓

Moses Mwita (Guest) on June 10, 2015

I’m not late. I’m just early for tomorrow. ⏰😂

Mtumwa (Guest) on June 8, 2015

I’m on a roll today. I ate 12 rolls. 🍞😂

Ibrahim (Guest) on June 2, 2015

What did the grape do when it got stepped on? Nothing but let out a little wine! 🍇🍷

Fatuma (Guest) on June 1, 2015

I’ve got to save this one, too funny! 😆

Stephen Malecela (Guest) on May 30, 2015

I dusted once. It came back. I’m not falling for that again. 🧹😆

Josephine Nduta (Guest) on May 28, 2015

Marriage lets you annoy one special person for the rest of your life. 💍😆

Joseph Kawawa (Guest) on May 20, 2015

Why did the scarecrow win an award? He was outstanding in his field! 👨‍🌾🏆

Martin Otieno (Guest) on May 17, 2015

Dieting is wishful shrinking. 🍩😆

Baraka (Guest) on May 14, 2015

😂 I’m definitely stealing this one!

Bahati (Guest) on May 8, 2015

I have too many apps on my phone, but there’s no app to keep track of them. 📱😆

Nancy Akumu (Guest) on May 1, 2015

How do you make a squid laugh? With ten-tickles! 🦑😂

Irene Makena (Guest) on April 25, 2015

Why do they call it 'beauty sleep' when you wake up looking like a troll? 😴👹

Raphael Okoth (Guest) on April 24, 2015

People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day. 😴🙃

Grace Mushi (Guest) on April 19, 2015

Why do bees have sticky hair? Because they use honeycombs! 🐝🍯

Ruth Kibona (Guest) on April 17, 2015

😁 This is gold!

Nancy Kabura (Guest) on April 16, 2015

What kind of music do mummies like? Wrap music! 🎶🧻

Stephen Kangethe (Guest) on April 10, 2015

It’s okay if you don’t like me. Not everyone has good taste. 😜😎

Nicholas Wanjohi (Guest) on April 4, 2015

I'm a multitasker. I can listen, ignore, and forget all at once. 🎧🤔